Itchy Jokes

44 itchy jokes and hilarious itchy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about itchy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy some of the best itchy jokes around! From itchy arse, to itchy balls and itchy fanny - as well as itchy armpits and wrists - there's something to make everyone laugh. Whether you're looking for a laugh or something to make you twitchy, these jokes are sure to get you giggling.

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Funniest Itchy Short Jokes

Short itchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The itchy humour may include short ticklish jokes also.

  1. My wife was wondering why she was so itchy I asked why she pronounced it with a silent "B"
  2. In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison... Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
    However poison IV would make you really itchy.
  3. In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
  4. My wife was complaining the other night. She said "I'm all itchy."
    I told her "The B isn't silent."
    Maybe she'll let me back in the house next week.
  5. Jon Snows going to feel itchy during the GOT season finale! What else would you expect with aunts in your pants?
  6. A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, "Itchy knee, son?"
    The son replies, "I already know how to count, Dad!"
  7. Whenever I ask my friend what the first number in Japanese is, his allergy acts up He always says, "It's itchy."
  8. The sun is like a hot girl with a STD It might be nice to be in it at first but later you might get itchy and regret it
  9. What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
  10. Did you hear about the chiropodist who got bored and moved out of town? He got itchy feet!
    I am so, so, sorry.

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Itchy One Liners

Which itchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with itchy? I can suggest the ones about crusty and irritable.

  1. What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.
  2. How do Vikings treat itchy red eyes? Tyr drops
  3. What do pigs use when they get itchy? Oinkment.
  4. What do you call a number that's red and itchy? rational.
  5. What would the Simpsons do... If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?
  6. I don't watch the croatian Football games.. I don't just feels very itchy.
  7. I've got an itchy trigger finger! I should put some Benadryl on it.
  8. Why was Jon Snow itchy? He had aunts in his pants
  9. What do you get when you cook an itchy pig? Pork scratchings
  10. What do Asians have when their scalps are itchy. Rice
  11. Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?
  12. Confucius says.... Man who sleep with itchy bottom, wake up with sticky finger
  13. What do you call it when the bottom of your pants are itchy and red? Hem-roids
  14. What ailment is most common among Japanese mathematicians Itchy Knee
  15. Do you what people say those who really want to barbeque? They have itchy traeger fingers

Itchy joke, Do you what people say those who really want to barbeque?

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Itchy Jokes

What funny jokes about itchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hairy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make itchy pranks.

A man tells his blonde girlfriend that his scalp is itchy.

Worried, she calls her mother and asks what to do. She replies calmly, Just give him some Head & Shoulders. She agrees, but calls back about 30 minutes later, Umm... how do you give someone shoulders?

What do you call an arachnid that constantly complains about its allergies?

Itchy b**... spider

A family was having dinner when the topic of s**... came up.

Teenage son: I know s**... feels good for both people but does it feel better for the man or woman?
Mom replies: What feels better, an itchy ear or your pinky finger?

why do women enjoy s**... more than men

why do women enjoy s**... more than men
A wise man said : "When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch
which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"

If you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells..

Imagine Edward Scissorhands with an itchy scalp.

What do you say when an arachnid with p**... and psoriasis gets s**... into a tornado out at sea?

♫ ♫ the itchy b**... spider went up the waterspout ♫ ♫

What do you get when you cross the president of Russia and an itchy dog-

- Vladimir Scootin

Why is there a holiday song about an itchy father?

It's called "Fleas on my Dad", can't find any info on it.

Yon, the rockstar, tells his dad he has a sore leg.

'At least your knee isn't itchy.' He replies.
'Why's that?'
'Then you'd have an itchy knee, son Yon. Go rock.'

Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

Itchy joke, Itchy around her belly.