Itchy Jokes

44 itchy jokes and hilarious itchy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about itchy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy some of the best itchy jokes around! From itchy arse, to itchy balls and itchy fanny - as well as itchy armpits and wrists - there's something to make everyone laugh. Whether you're looking for a laugh or something to make you twitchy, these jokes are sure to get you giggling.

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Funniest Itchy Short Jokes

Short itchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The itchy humour may include short crusty jokes also.

My wife was wondering why she was so itchy I asked why she pronounced it with a silent "B"
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison... Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However poison IV would make you really itchy.
My wife was complaining the other night. She said "I'm all itchy."
I told her "The B isn't silent."
Maybe she'll let me back in the house next week.
A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, "Itchy knee, son?"
The son replies, "I already know how to count, Dad!"
Whenever I ask my friend what the first number in Japanese is, his allergy acts up He always says, "It's itchy."
What does Homer Simpson do all day as he recovers from monkeypox? He watches "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".
Did you hear about the chiropodist who got bored and moved out of town? He got itchy feet!
I am so, so, sorry.
If you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells.. Imagine Edward Scissorhands with an itchy scalp.
What do you get when you cross the president of Russia and an itchy dog- - Vladimir Scootin
Why is there a holiday song about an itchy father? It's called "Fleas on my Dad", can't find any info on it.

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Itchy One Liners

Which itchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with itchy? I can suggest the ones about irritable and hairy.

What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.
How do Vikings treat itchy red eyes? Tyr drops
What do you call a number that's red and itchy? rational.
What would the Simpsons do... If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?
I don't watch the croatian Football games.. I don't know..it just feels very itchy.
I've got an itchy trigger finger! I should put some Benadryl on it.
What do you get when you cook an itchy pig? Pork scratchings
What do Asians have when their scalps are itchy. Rice
Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?
What do you call it when the bottom of your pants are itchy and red? Hem-roids
What ailment is most common among Japanese mathematicians Itchy Knee
Do you what people say those who really want to barbeque? They have itchy traeger fingers
My mom gave me Head... and Shoulders for my itchy scalp.
What do you call a artist with a rash? Leonardo Da Itchy
Why was Jon Snow itchy? He had aunts in his pants

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What funny jokes about itchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sketchy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make itchy pranks.