Itching Jokes
9 itching jokes and hilarious itching puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about itching that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A 70 year old guy goes to see his doctor
He tells the doctor he got himself a 22 year old sugar baby and is having s**... 3 times a week.
The doctor asks if he has any aching joints or pain, and the guy tells him no.
The doctor then asks if he thinks he has an STD, or has had any itching, and the guy says no, and goes on to say how happy he is.
The doctor finally says, "If everything with you is fine, then why are you telling me about having so much s**...?"
The guy says, "Telling you? I'm telling everybody!"
When Juan told me he was scratching himself during a questionnaire, I was surprised.
After all, nobody expects the Spanish in-quiz itching.
A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down...
Now he has to start from scratch.
I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today.
The customers were all itching for more
Christmas Day accident
Grandpa woke up unusually early yesterday to celebrate Christmas with the family. He was half asleep still when went to the restroom to brush his teeth. In the early morning brain fog, he accidentally got his Polident mixed up with his Preparation H.
His gums aren't itching, but now, he can't get his underwear off!
Burlap pants are coming into fashion,
People are just itching to show off the new look.
joke of the day
A question on an internet forum:
Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.
A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.
Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.
He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.
Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"
"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."
I hate how people manage a whole month without bathing.
I start to feel uncontrollable itching after 25 days.
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