Itch Jokes
38 itch jokes and hilarious itch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about itch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with our collection of the best itch jokes around. From 7-year-itch to Gabe Itch, jock itch and taint jokes, you'll find something to make every itch scratchable. Don't forget about psoriasis and numb jokes too!
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Funniest Itch Short Jokes
Short itch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The itch humour may include short crepe jokes also.
- I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch' It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
- I forgot to save my new book, 1000 Ways to Cure an Itch before my computer died. Guess I'm starting again from scratch.
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand. When he suddenly felt a strange itch.
This girl...
She had Hogwarts. - When Juan told me he was scratching himself during a questionnaire, I was surprised. After all, nobody expects the Spanish in-quiz itching.
- A dermatologist was studying new remedies for itching, but his lab burnt down... Now he has to start from scratch.
- A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application. It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch
- Have there been any new advances in anti-itch skin creams? It just seems like we've only scratched the surface.
- There's just something about the unreachable itch on my back that bothers me. I can't put my finger on it.
- The clock makes my head itch. First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.
And it repeats on and on.
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Itch One Liners
Which itch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with itch? I can suggest the ones about wick and roach.
- There's something making the center of my back itch But I can't put my finger on it.
- How do fleas travel? They itch-hike
- How do you get rid of an itch? Start from scratch.
- What is a Knight in Shining Armors greatest enemy? An itch.
- I sold a lot of creams and moisturizers today. The customers were all itching for more
- What do you call a sassy bumble bee that has to scratch it's nose? A bee-itch
- Why do you keep scratching yourself? Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches.
- Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look.
- What disease did Captain Hook fear most? Jock itch
- France's secret to winning the World Cup They used anti-itch cream
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
- Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away her "w". - Why was Harry Potter scratching himself with a pound coin? He had quid-itch.
- How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch.
- What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch? I have a cream.
Jock Itch Jokes
Here is a list of funny jock itch jokes and even better jock itch puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk? Location, location, location.
- What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!
Uproarious Itch Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about itch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make itch pranks.
Itchipussy
A cougar had just finished purchasing groceries. The clerk asks if she would like any help out. The woman, seeing the bag boy was an attractive young man, she says she would. In the parking lot she sees her chance to make a move, and does:
Woman: (whispers) Hey cutie, I've got an itchipussy.
Bag boy: Look lady, all these Japanese cars look alike to me, you'll have to point it out.
who enjoys s**... more - man or woman?
A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed s**... more.
The man argued,"Of course men enjoy s**... more than women, no doubt about it!".
The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?
I've got an itchy trigger finger!
I should put some Benadryl on it.
Today, my 2y/o son was playing doctor. He diagnosed me with two itches.
I told him "if your having bug problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems but an itch ain't one."
Itchy around her belly.
The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!
What's the worst type of itch?
I'm allergic to chillies, you Son'of'a'b-itch'
My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies.
I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.
We all know what happens when you put Tinder on your Kindle.
But what happens if you create a game with Scratch and upload it to Itch?
