The Best 21 Itch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Itch jokes. There are some itch eczema jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these itch bullfighter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Itch Jokes and Puns

I forgot to save my new book, 1000 Ways to Cure an Itch before my computer died.

Guess I'm starting again from scratch.

The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy.

I need to quit making rash decisions.


A cougar had just finished purchasing groceries. The clerk asks if she would like any help out. The woman, seeing the bag boy was an attractive young man, she says she would. In the parking lot she sees her chance to make a move, and does:

Woman: (whispers) Hey cutie, I've got an itchipussy.

Bag boy: Look lady, all these Japanese cars look alike to me, you'll have to point it out.

Itch joke, Itchipussy

Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand.

When he suddenly felt a strange itch.

This girl...

She had Hogwarts.

There's something making the center of my back itch

But I can't put my finger on it.

What is a Knight in Shining Armors greatest enemy?

An itch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Itch joke, How do you get rid of an itch?

who enjoys sex more - man or woman?

A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed sex more.

The man argued,"Of course men enjoy sex more than women, no doubt about it!".

The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?

A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.

It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch

There's just something about the unreachable itch on my back that bothers me.

I can't put my finger on it.

The clock makes my head itch.

First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.

And it repeats on and on.

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What disease did Captain Hook fear most?

Jock itch

I've got an itchy trigger finger!

I should put some Benadryl on it.

Today, my 2y/o son was playing doctor. He diagnosed me with two itches.

I told him "if your having bug problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems but an itch ain't one."

Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Itch joke, How did Captain Hook die?

What's the worst type of itch?

I'm allergic to chillies, you Son'of'a'b-itch'

My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies.

I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.

What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk?

Location, location, location.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

We all know what happens when you put Tinder on your Kindle.

But what happens if you create a game with Scratch and upload it to Itch?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the itch symptoms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working itch nair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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