Itch Jokes

Make your friends laugh with our collection of the best itch jokes around. From 7-year-itch to Gabe Itch, jock itch and taint jokes, you'll find something to make every itch scratchable. Don't forget about psoriasis and numb jokes too!

Uproarious Itch Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

I forgot to save my new book, 1000 Ways to Cure an Itch before my computer died.

Guess I'm starting again from scratch.

The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy.

I need to quit making rash decisions.


A cougar had just finished purchasing groceries. The clerk asks if she would like any help out. The woman, seeing the bag boy was an attractive young man, she says she would. In the parking lot she sees her chance to make a move, and does:

Woman: (whispers) Hey cutie, I've got an itchipussy.

Bag boy: Look lady, all these Japanese cars look alike to me, you'll have to point it out.

Harry went into the chamber of secrets with his wand.

When he suddenly felt a strange itch.

This girl...

She had Hogwarts.

There's something making the center of my back itch

But I can't put my finger on it.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What is a Knight in Shining Armors greatest enemy?

An itch.

Itch joke, What is a Knight in Shining Armors greatest enemy?

who enjoys s**... more - man or woman?

A man and woman got into an argument over who enjoyed s**... more.

The man argued,"Of course men enjoy s**... more than women, no doubt about it!".

The woman replied,"Oh yeah? Well tell me this if your ears itch and you put in your finger inside and wiggle a bit and remove it, which feels better the ear or finger?

A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people's bellies after application.

It's a real Sun-Off Ab Itch

There's just something about the unreachable itch on my back that bothers me.

I can't put my finger on it.

The clock makes my head itch.

First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.

And it repeats on and on.

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What disease did Captain Hook fear most?

Jock itch

I've got an itchy trigger finger!

I should put some Benadryl on it.

Today, my 2y/o son was playing doctor. He diagnosed me with two itches.

I told him "if your having bug problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems but an itch ain't one."

Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Itch joke, How did Captain Hook die?

What's the worst type of itch?

I'm allergic to chillies, you Son'of'a'b-itch'

My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies.

I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.

What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk?

Location, location, location.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

We all know what happens when you put Tinder on your Kindle.

But what happens if you create a game with Scratch and upload it to Itch?

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