Italian Grandmother Jokes
5 italian grandmother jokes and hilarious italian grandmother puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about italian grandmother that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and italian grandmother...
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
Sorry
A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother
They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them!
They named him Ravi O. Lee
i'll see myself out
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If you suffer from hallucinations, press the 7 on the big pink telephone that you, and only you, see at your immediate right.
If you are suffer from chizophrenia, please kindly ask your imaginary friend to press the 8 key for you.
If you suffer from depression, it doesn't matter which key you press, as there is nothing to do: yours is a basket case, and there is no cure.
If you suffer from amnesia, press keys in rapid sequence 2, 7, 5, 3, 9 5, 7, 5, 1, 6, 4, 9 and repeat out loud, in the following order, your name, surname, home address, mobile number, e-mail, social security number, bank account number, ATM pin code, date of birth, marital status, place of birth and your grandmother's maiden name.
If you suffer from indecision, leave your message before, after, or during the beep.
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If you suffer from obsessive avarice we have to inform you that this call costs 500 euros per minute.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, keep waiting: all our operators are busy responding to people who are much more important than you.
If you are one of the Italians that voted for Berlusconi, please hang up. We cure the crazy, not the jerks.
What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's?
fugetaboutit!
What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandmother?
Forty pounds and a black dress.
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