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  1. A photon checks into a hotel and the front desk asks "Do you need help with your luggage"? The photon replies "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
  2. A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?
    The receptionist replies, No problem, sir. This is the lobby.
  3. A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, Can we help you with your luggage?
    The photon says, No, thanks. I'm traveling light.
  4. A guy goes into a library abd asks the person at the desk, "can you show me where the self-help books are?" The librarian says, "no."
  5. Two back desk orchestral players go fishing And one falls out of the boat.
    He screams: "help, I don't know how to swim!"
    His partner replies: "just fake it!"
  6. A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, "can I help you with your luggage?"
    The photon responds, "no thanks, I'm traveling light."
  7. A photon is checking into his hotel, the man behind the front desk asked him if he needed help with his luggage. The photon replied nah I'm just traveling light
  8. A photon walks into a hotel Desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
    The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
  9. A customer calls Oracle's help desk Customer: "Oracle is not working today!"
    Rep: Hangs up and goes home.
  10. What is the most hated song of all the people working on the help desk? Eric Prydz - Call on me

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A man and his wife checked into a hotel.

An hour after checking in, the man calls the front desk.
Man- "My wife and I had a fight and she is going to jump out the window."
Help desk- " It's your personal matter and we cant help in this situation. "
Man- " Personal matter my a**... the window doesn't open."

A Hotel guest calls the front desk

and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858.
You need to send someone to my room immediately.
I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot.

The window won't open and that's a maintenance matter."

Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he's calling an important client. Offer them no more than $3 million! he shouts
down the phone. And tell them that if it isn't finished by next week, they won't get a penny! After hanging up , the man says to the visitor, "Hello? Can I help you?" And the visitor replies, Yes, I'm from the phone company. I've come to connect your phone line.

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and screamed, "I have a complaint."

The Librarian looked up at her and asked, "How can I help you?"
The blonde answers, "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible."
The Librarian in a puzzled tone, asks, "What was wrong with it?"
To that, the blonde replies, "It had way too many characters and there was no plot."
The Librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."

A good, short oldie to end your Monday

A professor is working in his office during his open hours. It's only a week away from the final exam, so he thinks nothing when one his students comes in. That is, until he sees she's in a short skirt, a low cut top, and closes the door behind her.
She quickly takes a seat and leans over the desk, saying, "Professor, I *really* need to pass this class. If I pass this exam, I'll pass the class, so I really need your help. It's very important to me. I mean, I would do *anything* to pass this exam."
She reaches out and touches the professor's hand lightly. The professor raises an eyebrow and glances at the closed door. He clears his t**... and leans in.
"Anything?" he asks.
"Anything," she nods.
He takes in a deep breath and then asks, "Would you . . . study?"

A blonde calls the front desk of her hotel in a panic.

"Help! I'm trapped in my room!" she says. "How do I get out?"
The clerk at the front desk says, "just go out the door."
"I tried," she says "but one just leads to the bathroom, and the other has a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on it!"

When I first came to the US. I stayed at a hotel with a rodent problem. I tried to call front desk but I didn't know how to say mouse in English.

Hello sir how can I help you?
Do you know Tom and j**...?
Yes sir.
j**... is here.

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day...

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.
I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

The wife & I were staying at a fancy high rise hotel when the argument started.

Things didnt get any better as the night went on. She started to threaten that she would jump out the window. In a panic I called the front desk. They asked how could they help? I said you better send body up here right away, the window wont open.

A frog wants to get a loan

He goes to a bank and there is a pig behind the front desk.
The pig introduces herself
I'm Pattywack, how may I help you
The frog asks for a loan and to use an action figure as collateral.
Pattywack explains that the action figure is not enough to be collateral.
Pattywack's boss overhears this and enters saying
It's a knickknack, Pattywack, give this frog a loan.

See the doctor

A psychiatrist was doing his book work, when his secretary came busting into his office, yelling, "Doctor! You have to help!"
"What's wrong?"he asked.
She said, "There's a man at my desk that says he is invisible"
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him now."

A person runs into a police-station and shouts "Help - I've been graped!"

The desk-officer asked "Don't you mean r**...?"
The victim cried "No! there was a bunch of them!"

Libraries have really expanded in terms of what they can help with - I just saw a man bring his laptop to the help desk asking how he can check the weather

The librarian had to show him how to use windows

An accountant goes to the doctor...

An accountant knocks on the door of his doctor's surgery and walks in.
"Hello, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me. Goodbye." With that he turns around and walks out.
30 seconds later he is back. "Hello again, doctor. Please help. I just don't know what's wrong with me."
The Doctor looks up from his desk and says:
>"Mmm. I think you have a serious case of double entry."

A frantic husband calls down to the hotel's front desk. My wife is trying to commit s**...! Quick! Send help!

We will send a doctor right away!
- No, no, send a handyman, the window won't open!

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."

When you work in IT help desk and you bring work home with you...

Have you tried plugging it in?