Istanbul Jokes
20 istanbul jokes and hilarious istanbul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about istanbul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Istanbul Short Jokes
Short istanbul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The istanbul humour may include short historic jokes also.
- Why did the guy say it was weird shopping in Istanbul? Because it was a bazaar experience.
- TIL that Turkish has some weird pronunciation. I mean, they pronounce Constantinople as Istanbul.
- And finally my wife agreed that I can marry for the 2nd time... provided I get written consent from the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. ☠
- A Saudi man wanted to divorce his wife... She had one condition The papers to be submitted at the Embassy in Istanbul
- Have you ever been to an Istanbul nightclub? I hear they're poppin' and a good place to get wasted!
- Alice in Chains just announced a surprise performance in Istanbul Turkey, here come the rooster.
- What does santa give to bad boys and girls now? 35 killed and 40 wounded in an Istanbul night club.
- I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow
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Istanbul One Liners
Which istanbul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with istanbul? I can suggest the ones about embassy and turkey.
- They told me to go cold turkey... So now I'm chilling in Istanbul.
- Do you know why no one leaves Istanbul in the winter? It's hard to quit cold Turkey!
- Where does the cow go to get a tan? Is-tan-bul
- What do you call a baby turkey? Istanbul
- Male cattle individual in the sun and place in Turkey Istanbul
- Istanbul? No, Tan is Turkey
- Seems like Istanbul is celebrating New Years early. ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^sorry.
- Putin's message to tourists: Visit Istanbul While he still exists...
- My son Constantine had a s**... change recently She wants to be called Istanbul now.
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What funny jokes about istanbul you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thanksgiving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make istanbul pranks.
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.
Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.
I'll leave now.
