Issac Jokes
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I think I just disproved gravity!
This research is going to have Issac Newton floating in his grave.
Jacob never needed to set up that complicated plan to steal the blessing from Esau.
He could have just sneezed and let Issac say "bless you, Jacob."
What did Sir Issac Newton's doctor say to him when discussing an apple hitting Newton's head?
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
Albert Einstein, Issac Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek...
They play rock-paper-scissors to choose the seeker. A. Einstein is left so he has to be te seeker. He starts counting down from 10.
Pascal hides in a bush bearby, but Newton remains in plain sight. He draws a square with an area of 1m^2 and stays in it.
Einstein's countdown ends. 3.... 2.... 1....
He turns around and sees Isaac Newton in plain sight. He tells him:
"Ha, found you, Newton!"
I. Newton responds while nodding:
"You didn't find me, because 1N/1m^2 =1 Pascal. So it's Pascal who you found!"
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What if Issac Newton was a t**...?
It would be called an ATOMS APPLE.
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