Issac Jokes
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Issac Newton died a v**... so I already one up a genius from history
Because I'm not dead.
I think I just disproved gravity!
This research is going to have Issac Newton floating in his grave.
Issac Newton died a v**...
Issac Newton died a v**..., this means I am one up on biggest scientific genius..
I am not dead yet.
Jacob never needed to set up that complicated plan to steal the blessing from Esau.
He could have just sneezed and let Issac say "bless you, Jacob."
What did Sir Issac Newton's doctor say to him when discussing an apple hitting Newton's head?
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
What is the difference between Issac Newton and the baby that I just killed...
...Issac Newton died a v**...
Einstein, Sir Issac Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seem
Pascal, Sir Issac Newton and Einstein are playing hide and seek and its Einstein's turn to seek so he turns around and starts counting and Pascal runs off and hides, but Newton only takes a few steps, stops and draws a one meter by one meter box around him. Einstein finishes counting and turns around and says "Newton I found you!" Newton responds by saying "No Einstein you found a Newton over one square meter, you found Pascal!"
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