Iss Jokes

• Short Iss Jokes
• Iss One Liners
• Astronauts Iss Jokes
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Funniest Iss Short Jokes

Short iss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iss humour may include short rocket jokes also.

1. Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville? Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.
2. two astronauts are in the ISS cafeteria astronaut 1: i can't find the milk for my coffee
   astronaut 2: in space, no one can. here, use cream
3. "This is Mission Control speaking, it appears the center of ISS has been critically damaged, is that true?" "Core wrecked".
4. I had a chance to buy an ant that had been on a recent trip to the ISS... But it was too exorbitant for an ex-orbit ant.
5. An ISS astronaut says to his colleague, "I can't find any milk for my coffee." His friend replies, "In space no one can. Here, use cream."
6. Why is it a bad idea to let dogs onboard the ISS? Because they would keep barking at the vacuum in space
7. on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut?
   Stop Russian around.
8. A man is alone and lost in the desert. He takes his phone :
   -Hello?
   -Please help i'm lost on the desert. This phone automatically calls for the nearest person, what's your location ?
   -ISS
9. An astronaut is having a panic attack on the ISS The gravity of the situation was too little for him.
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10. There are 2 reasons why a high tech space toilet is necessary in the ISS The number one and the number two

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Iss One Liners

Which iss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iss? I can suggest the ones about launch and orbit.

1. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
2. The Institute of Incomplete Studies (ISS) determined that 7 out of 10 people
3. If you take goat milk onto the ISS... ... it becomes oat milk.
4. Why do astronauts on the ISS never spend much time in queues? Because they weightless.
5. If I got added to the ISS It would be ISIS.
6. To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space.
7. What happens when the ISS is above Canada? They can fly higher.
8. Where thinking inside the box is the best idea? ISS
9. An astronaut was ejected from the ISS n**.... It's OK, though. He felt no pressure.

Astronauts Iss Jokes

Here is a list of funny astronauts iss jokes and even better astronauts iss puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition.
• Why did the astronaut bring his maid to the ISS (International Space Station)? He heard there was a vacuum in space.
• An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS... He turns to his crewmate and says:
  "d**..., I can't find any milk for my coffee."
  The crewmate replies:
  "In space no one can, here use cream."

The Funniest Iss Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about iss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaceship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iss pranks.