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I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal.
Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
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Why do jews believe in God?
Because Isreal.
Why do some Jewish people believe in Santa Claus?
because he isreal
what's all this commotion in Israel?
i don't know, the media is confusing. all I can tell is that the struggle isreal
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Im so smart for thinking of this
o**... says to another: Hey, did you know, there's a Middle Eastern country on the Mediterranean Sea, and it's regarded by Jews, Christians and Muslims as the biblical Holy Land!
The other guy says: I don't believe you, you're talking rubbish.
So the first guy says: No, it isreal!
How do you get Isrealis to evacuate their cities in the case of an approaching hurricane?
Name it Cyclone B
What did the isreali tell the Palestinian?
Go fly a kite
What are Isreali candies known for?
A jewy center
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