Isotopes Jokes
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I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…
If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
I like my women like I like my isotopes.
Stable.
Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes?
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
Helium walks into a bar
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says We don't serve noble gases in here. **Helium doesn't react!.**
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ** HeHe **
I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones **ARGON**!
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like.. .. **o**...**
What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?
I.D.K.
I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes...
Really hot and completely unstable.
I'm getting tired of my relationship with carbon isotopes -.- it's too complicated.
Time to give up carbon dating.
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