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  1. So Tekashi69 could face life in prison Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
  2. Jussie smollet had to pay 10,000 to chicago and do community service to get his charge dropped... I hope he isnt beating himself up over this
  3. Offering corpses for free isnt just a sign that someone might be crazy It's a dead giveaway
  4. Think of a number 0 to 20. Add 32 to it, then multiply your answer by 2. Subtract 2. Now close your eyes.
    It's dark, isnt it?
  5. Lance It isnt a common name anymore, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
  6. If something doesn't exist, it isn't. if someone fails to do something, they didn't. if liquor isnt the solution to anything, what does that make it? A solven't.
  7. Want to hear a joke about the Dallas Cowboys? The Dallas cowboys logo isnt a logo, its a rating
  8. Took my cat to the vet the other day, he had an upset stomach. The vet asked me whats wrong with the cat,
    I told him he isnt "feline" very good.
    (Im sorry im advance)
  9. Avengers The journey isnt watching the movie.
    Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.
  10. When it comes to the family business, Ive got big shoes to fill. My father isnt important or anything, we just run a clown business.

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Isnt One Liners

Which isnt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with isnt? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. They say alcohol isnt the answer. But chemistry says it is a solution.
  2. I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working. It just doesn't make any scents
  3. I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it
  4. I guess you could say playing quietly....... Just isnt my forte
  5. money isnt the most important thing in the world A lot of money is
  6. A truck company isnt doing so well There name is Go Truck'nic Yourself.
  7. Why does Titan belong to Saturn? Because it isnt Titan Uranus.
  8. "This bacon sandwich is delicious" said Pooh "Isnt it piglet... Piglet? Piglet?!"
  9. incel goes to a bar bartender says rose tea isnt available today
  10. The pen isnt mightier than the sword.... A Chicago Typewriter is.
  11. Why isnt there an iPhone 9?
  12. What did the cowboy use to move his family out west? Yee haul
    This joke isnt that great
  13. Do you know why 2Pac isnt the best rapper alive? Cause he's dead
  14. the irony when a christian preacher says santa claus isnt real
  15. What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery? Artificial celery
Isnt joke, What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

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Little Tommy gets asked to stay after class...

so little boy tommy isnt very good at math so his teacher kindly asks him to stay after class so she can help him.He agrees and listens to the teacher as she gives an example.She starts off by saying that if there are 10 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one off, how many are left? he quickly answers "none". she says "no tommy, there would be 9". he then looks at her and says "thats impossible, obviously if you shoot one off, they would all fly away". she tells him that she likes the way he thinks. he follows up by saying "can i ask you a question miss, if there are 3 ladies holding a lollipop, 1 s**... it, 1 l**... it, and 1 biting it...which one is married? the teacher quickly replies with "the one s**... it". he looks at her and says "no, the one with the ring on her finger, **but** i like the way you think

A man goes into a bar...

...and orders a beer. The barman gives him a beer and tells him that it is on the house.
When the man orders a second beer, he tries to pay but the barman refuses to take his money.
This continues for well over an hour, and the man realizes that the barman isn`t charging anyone for the drinks.
Finally he asks the barman why he is giving all the booze away for free. The barman answers, "I just found out that the owner is having an affair with my wife. So I am doing to his business what he`s doing to her."

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Failed another job interview today...

Apparently taking part in an o**... isnt proof I can work effectively as part of a team

using french words correctly isnt my souffle

came up on twitter by @KevinFarzad. pretty sure its a joke, but i dont get it.

Eggs

People think that there are nutritional differences between white eggs and brown eggs. but honestly there isnt, it's kind of like white kids and black kids.
They all taste the same.

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I hate when a girl says the wrong name during s**...

They know my name isnt Someone Help

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Nixon: "I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"

"Hold my beer"
"Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"

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I always said if something isnt working then you should hit it.

But apparently that's not legal anymore.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why isnt dumbledore a p**...?

After all he is the headmaster

Today I'm thankful that...

EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.
I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it'd take to get to the pecan pie.

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If s**... is so good

Why isnt there a s**... 2

I made a joke about guillotines the other day and this lady freaked out

I told her to calm down, because it isnt something to lose your head over

Doctor: Your night grinding isnt good

Me: Excuse me! But ive never had a man complain before!!!

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Most people would think "n**..." is a racist term, but it actually isnt racist at all. It just means selfish or greedy.

For example: all Jews are n**....

Amazon Prime now comes with a joke of the day

The premise isnt too funny, but the delivery is great

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My son isnt a v**... anymore!

I took care of that

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I had a friend

He was 6 ft, floats, all white, and 2 b**... circles for eyes

... not sure why but he isnt talking to me anymore, i think he ghosted me

Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day...

2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!
Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"

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How about a blond joke. My cousin blond* was once asked at a restaurant if she wants her egg poached.

She promptly replied "isnt that i**...." True story too.

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I tried a vegan steak the other day and it was really good!

Cannibalism isnt for everyone but I sure like it!

A doctor and an archeologist start flirting

After a while of the doctor asks:
- What do you do for a living
- Im an archeologist she answers
The doctor responds:
- Then I guess this isnt going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people

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Snow isnt aproblem in arab countries

But isis

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In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter on l**...

Which isnt that impressive when you realize the fact that in 1970, all the batters were on l**... as well

Isnt joke, In 1970, Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter on l**...

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