Isle Of Man Jokes
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No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made island and they are now sinking.
I guess all the money in the world can't help e**...-isle dysfunction
A man walks into a grocery store with a gunshot wound.
The grocer asks him if he needs a doctor.
The man says he just wants to know where the spice isle is.
Confused the grocer asks why and the man replies Because thyme heals all wounds.
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I saw a man k**... a gallon of milk down the isle while throwing a big bag of cheese around complaining about the cleanliness of the store and I thought to myself
How dairy.
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Scottish man studies in an English University
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps b**... his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?"
"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."
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My favorite joke as a kid
A duck walks into a hardware store, goes up to the man attending the counter, and asks "Excuse me sir, do you sell any duck food here?" The man simply nods no and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns to the same store. The same guy is behind the counter and once again, the duck asks "Excuse me sir, do you have any duck food today?" The man, perplexed, looks at the duck and says "This is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food. Go away." The duck leaves.
The duck returned to the same hardware store everyday for a week, same guy behind the counter each time. After the 9th visit, the guy gets really angry, looks at the duck and yells "LISTEN HERE YOU s**... DUCK! I DON'T SELL DUCK FOOD! NOT TODAY, OR EVER! IF YOU COME BACK IN HERE I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER!" The duck ran out of the store.
A couple of days passed. The duck peaks his head into the store, looks around, and then enters. He walks up to the guys and asks "Excuse me sir, I noticed that you were out of hammers in isle 5. Do you have any in back?" The guy looks at the duck and says "Sure don't. Sold out this morning." The duck looks around a says "Well if that's the case... Do you by chance have any duck food?"
A man and his wife go to the grocery store..,
A man and his wife are walking down the cosmetic isle in the grocery store,
The wife says, "I am going to get this bottle of cream to make me look beautiful it is only $19.95"
The man replies,"You don't need that honey, just put it back."
The man and his wife walk past the beer,
The man says, "I am going to get this case of beer, and it is only $9.55."
The wife replies, "Honey, you don't need that case of beer."
He says, "Well, for just $9.55 this beer will also make you look beautiful."
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