Isle Jokes
37 isle jokes and hilarious isle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about isle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a few good jokes related to the Isles? This article provides a collection of funny jokes related to locations like the Isle of Wight, Isle of Man, Isle of Skye, and Isle of Sheppey. From Intercom and Scan to Cart, these jokes will have you laughing!
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Funniest Isle Short Jokes
Short isle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The isle humour may include short lane jokes also.
- Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers.
- Where do you live? \- London
\- Where in London?
\- Isle of dogs
\- I love them too! But where do you live in London? - while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America.
- Now that the eruptions on Hawai'i are being dealt with, I guess you could say... Cleanup on isle one
- What would you eat if you were stranded on a completely barren deserted isle? The sand which is on the ground.
- Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their père
- Why did the Navy captain have a hard time keeping up his insults of the island people? He had a wrecked isle diss function.
- In 1955 Rosa Parks refuses to give up her bus seat to a white person. The one-legged pregnant woman was forced to sit in the isle.
- A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July - A short rhyming history of the British Isles First, we were a kingdom, and we had kings.
Then, we were an empire, and we had emperors.
Now, we are a country, and we have Brexiteers.
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Isle One Liners
Which isle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with isle? I can suggest the ones about lice and ling.
- What do you call a female Hawaiian? Miss. Isles
- Name a more iconic island Isle wait
- Hawaii got nervous but... It missed isle
- What's Arnold Schwarzenegger's favourite island? Isle Be Back
- Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry.
- Where did Stephen Hawking find his wife The vegetable isle
- Isle of Case Ex ...say it 5 times fast
- Isle of cool aid Punch line is in the title.
- What do you call an affectionate island? Isle of view
Unearthly Funniest Isle Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about isle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ledger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make isle pranks.
Heard this one at an auto parts store.
I went to an auto shop the other day to get a new bulb for one of my headlights. I grabbed one from the isle and started heading for the counter.
Guy behind the counter looks up and says How can I help you?
I say Oh, I just wanted to pick up a bulb, showing him the one in my hand.
He points to my hand and says Nice job!
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As a kid I used to get so excited to see the cockpit on the plane
As a kid I used to get so excited to see the cockpit on the plane. I would always sit on the isle seat and wait for the cockpit door to open. Sometime the flight attendant will get in the way and block your view, you know bend over in a s**... way sorting stuff or helping someone .so I say to her "HEY MOVE! I WANT TO SEE THE PLANES COCKPIT NOT YOURS"
My wife and I.
My soon to be wife and I are looking at wedding dresses for her.
I said to her I dont care what she wears down the isle. I said best case, you go down the isle wearing a track suit.
She says why... I want something that will look better than that.
I said it would be perfect because I find her very at-track-tive.
A man walks into a grocery store with a gunshot wound.
The grocer asks him if he needs a doctor.
The man says he just wants to know where the spice isle is.
Confused the grocer asks why and the man replies Because thyme heals all wounds.
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I saw a man k**... a gallon of milk down the isle while throwing a big bag of cheese around complaining about the cleanliness of the store and I thought to myself
How dairy.
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How do you spot a m**... - head in Wal-Mart...
In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel.
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Why is dad excluded from the wedding?
Because he'd have to be dragged down the isle k**... and screaming
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What's the most awkward part of a r**... wedding?
When her father and brother walk her down the isle.
Read these place names out loud to your friends...
1) Isle of White
2) Isle of Dogs
3) Isle of Tefon del Boules
A gay teenager gets put into a coma in car accident
At the hospital the father says "Well, he was a fruit now he's a vegetable. He's still in the produce isle"
Why are seats to a concert on an island so accessable?
Because all the seats are in the isle
