Islander Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call an assault by a Pacific Islander?

Hawaiian Punch

An islander walks up to a hooker

And after checking the price he says hey I want to do it island style
Sure she says as they begin to go at it hammer and tongs through every position and technique known to man, and each time she would ask was that island style? to which the answer every time was no.. no.. no.. no.. no..
On and on they go until finally her repertoire is exhausted and they collapse in a sweaty heap, with the final answer also being no.
She can't believe there could be another style out there and has to know well what's island style?!

Oh Island style: pay you next week

My favorite Newfie joke

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

There was a Nova Scotian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie who were running from the cops. So they go down this side street and see three potato sacks and decide to hide in them. The police come along and think there's something suspicious so they kick the first bag. The Nova Scotian's in there and he says "Meow!" and the cops think 'Oh, it's just an alley cat,' and keep on going. They kick the next bag and the Prince Edward Islander in there says "Woof!" so they think 'Oh, it's just a stray dog.' So then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it and he says "PO-TA-TO!" 

Why did the pacific islander go back to mcDonalds?

To get Samoa chips.

What are the funniest islander jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Islander? Well, here are the best Islander puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Islander pick up lines to share with friends.


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