Islamic Terrorists Jokes
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- I feel sorry for Islamic terrorists. How many heads do they have to chop off before people in the West accept that Islam is a religion of peace?
- Islamic terrorists makes no sense . Commit s**... and might get 72 virgins ? Become a Catholic priest and get them now
- I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our d**... out for haram b**...
- After dying, an Islamic t**... goes to a gaming room in heaven. He looks around and finds 72 older dudes gaming. These weren't the virgins he was expecting.
- How do drug dealers get punished by Islamic-Extremist t**... in the Middle East? They get s**....
- If you believe in Christianity your a christian , if you believe in Islam your a... t**....
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Islamic Terrorists One Liners
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- How many Islamic terrorists does... BOOM!
- Did you hear the one about the Islamic t**...? Oh well, guess j**... to be there
- what do you call your girlfriend when she's shot by an Islamic t**...? Haram-bae
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Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
I thought of an idea for a new reality TV show...
It's about a group of Middle Easter Islamic terrorists that are entering their 40s. They stop buying an excessive amount of guns and explosives and instead start purchasing luxery cars and motorcycles. I call the show Midlife ISIS.
An Islamic t**... blows himself up and ascends to paradise.
When he gets there he's greeted by Allah and an elderly lady who immediately wraps her frail arms round the t**..., removes her false teeth and gives him a huge sloppy kiss.
Confused, the t**... says, "Allah, I'm sorry to question your benevolence, but I thought there would be 72 virgins awaiting my arrival?"
Allah replies, "This is widely misconcepted my child. You've done us proud, now enjoy the rest of eternity with this 72 year old v**..."
A dog attacks a little girl
A man is walking in Central park in New York sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A journalist arriving soon takes pictures and says: \- "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read in the newspapers: Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: \- "But I am not a New Yorker!"
\- "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl."
\- "But I am not an American!" says the man.
\- "Oh, where are you from then?"
\- "I am from Iraq".
So the next day newspapers reads "Dangerous Islamic t**... kills innocent American dog in front of a little girl".