Islamic Jokes
104 islamic jokes and hilarious islamic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about islamic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Jump into the world of Islamic humor with this collection of Islamic jokes. Laugh and enjoy funny stories, anecdotes, and anecdotes about Islamic wedding speech, marriage, flirting, and more. Discover traditional and religious stories, hijab and Halal jokes, Sunni and Shia jokes and more, all shared in the spirit of Harambae.
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Funniest Islamic Short Jokes
Short islamic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The islamic humour may include short radical jokes also.
- Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
- Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.
So we converted to Islam. - Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.
- Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.
- My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae." - You can't just pick and choose which tenets of Islam you uphold. There's no Allah-carte option.
- The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang.
- My buddy and I have a picture of the Islamic God on the smart card inside our mobile phones. We're very SIM Allah.
- Eminem has decided to convert to Islam. He's now known as Muslim Shady.
- The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques... Although a waiting list has been set up.
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Islamic One Liners
Which islamic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with islamic? I can suggest the ones about mosque and mecca.
- What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? dora the Exploder
- I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?
- What do Islamic mcdonalds employees wear?
A cheeseburka - Why is chess banned in islam? Cause the queen moves freely
- What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
- How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!
- I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything
- I have a joke about Islamic financing But there's no interest .
- I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam
- I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A
- The Islamic temple I went to had a weird smell... it was a strange mosque
- What do you call an isolated, Religious, Islamic teenager? A Quran-teen
- What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries
- What do you call a radically Islamic cowboy? A yeehawdist
- What do you do if your Islamic dog bites you? Muslim
Islamic Prophet Jokes
Here is a list of funny islamic prophet jokes and even better islamic prophet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How are stocks similar to Islam? They both involve prophets.
Islamic Halal Jokes
Here is a list of funny islamic halal jokes and even better islamic halal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled.
Comical Islamic Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about islamic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hijab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make islamic pranks.
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Did you hear the one about the Islamic t**...?
Oh well, guess j**... to be there
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Why does the Islamic State use knives as traffic signs?
So they be-heading in the right direction.
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I'm so sorry
What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?
Ice-is
I'll show myself out.
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I want to open a sandwich shop in the new Islamic State
it will be called the infideli
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It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.
A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.
The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*
So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris...
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
I'm Islamic Extremist Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
Muslim students at Glasgow Caledonian University are talking about having a gala day
This is the first step towards an Islamic Caley fete.
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?
The Dine-and-Daesh.
What is the most volatile state? Solid, liquid or gaseous?
Islamic State.
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And now, in s**... toy news...
... Islamic fundamentalists have announced the invention of a s**... doll that blows itself up. Here's Rhonda with sports.
If I were an Islamic hip hop artist..
My name would be Allah Hotbarz
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PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog...
Muslim
What do you call Islamic death metal?
Allahu Rockbar.
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.
Aloe Akbar.
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We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
Islamic joke I saw somewhere
A man walking in New York's Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: You're a hero. Tonight's TV news bulletin will say: 'Brave New Yorker Saves Child.
The man replies: I'm a tourist from Saudi Arabia.
That night the news on Fox TV says: Islamic extremist kills New York dog.
What is Hillary Clinton's stance on Islamic State?
That depends on what the definition of ISIS.
A News Anchor is in an Islamic country interviewing the civilians.
The news anchor asks a woman:"Are you being oppressed?"
The woman stutters:"I...I have to ask my husband."
Source/Inspiration: Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen
Islamic Settlers of Catan
Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood
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I'm going to make a calendar of s**... Islamic extremists
I will call it, Ji-hotties
Which animal only feasts during Islamic ceremonies?
A Mosqueato.
If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it?
A Muhommid-cide.
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Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking w**...?
He was s**....
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What's more effective than an islamic call to prayer?
A r**... whistle.
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Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
What do you call an Islamic comedian?
A Funni Muslim
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How did the Americans know the latest s**... b**... was perpetrated by a Canadian Islamic extremist?
Because, at the center of the detonation site, they found a moose-limb.
A woman was thinking of revealing her fursona to her islamic boyfriend but wasn't sure if it was ok with his religion, so she asked "Would you like it if I wore a gorilla suit?"
"That's haram, bae."
How do Muslims laugh?
Muahahahamed
Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
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Which state has the highest s**... rate ?
The Islamic State.
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I don't see why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist s**... bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins.
Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.
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I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans.
It's because we all have our d**... out for haram b**...
Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?
In the Mossque.
What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?
Hijabba the Hut
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is an Islamic r**...
What is the difference between Islamic militant camp and a school?
I don't know, I just sign the executive orders.
What does a good Islamic rapper have?
Allahu ak-BARS.
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What's the best part about Islamic s**... dolls?
They blow themselves up
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What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare?
A-Locked-Bar
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Why was the Islamic b**... upset?
He had to ram-a-dam.
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Why does the Islamic State have s**... education classes and driver's education in different weeks?
So it's not too hard on the goats.
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What do you call an Islamic militant Shakespeare?
The Allahu Ak-Bard.
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1.
The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.
Did you hear about the local islamic state rock band?
They tried going global
but they blew up.
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What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries?
It's either Sunni or s**...'ite
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If pakistan is an Islamic country.....
Then why is its capital called Islama**bad**?
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I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner:
It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
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What do radical Islamic wrappers spit?
Allahu Ak-BARS
Going back to school to get my degree in Islamic studies
It's a field that's really blowing up.
What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
Islamic Relief
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Why is it so easy to find a p**... in Islamic countries?
They're always just a stone's throw away.
What do you call Shakespeare's works in Mecca?
Islamic pentameter
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After dying, an Islamic t**... goes to a gaming room in heaven.
He looks around and finds 72 older dudes gaming. These weren't the virgins he was expecting.
What do you do if you have an Islamic dog?
Muzzle 'im.
What did the Islamic mom say when she fed her twins?
Here comes the airplane!
What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity?
Allah-cart.
A top Islamic cleric today condemned President Trump for being anti muslim
Trump tweeted back 'This is just fakir news'
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What do you call an islamic crime syndicate?
A g**...
Played Islamic chess last night.
Its just like normal chess but the queen goes in the corner and she's not allowed to move
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How do Islamic Extremists dry themselves off?
Terry Towels!
What do you call an Islamic capitalist?
Profit Muhammad
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How many people did the Islamic s**... bomber intend to kill?
Allah them.
What was the most popular meal at the Islamic Mexican food restaurant?
The Inshallada!
I've written a sitcom about a family who sell Islamic headdresses.
It's called Bob's Burqas.
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Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Sky News: Islamic State have been defeated.
Is that the opposite of being beheaded?.
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What do you call an Islamic place of worship in Ecuador?
A "mosquito"
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Islamic pubs and bars are the worst
You can't drink alcohol
Or dance.
Women can get s**... though, no questions asked.
The mothers of two Islamic State jihadists are exchanging pictures of their sons
Mother 1 - 'This is my boy as a baby, and this one him growing up to be a man, and this picture is just before he gave himself up for jihadi'.
Mother 2 - 'So beautiful. You know, they blow up so quick'.
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Its not the Islamic s**... b**... you need to worry about...
Its the Buddhist ones - they keep coming back!
