Islamic Jokes

• Short Islamic Jokes
• Islamic One Liners
• Islamic Terrorists Jokes
• Islamic Prophet Jokes
• Islamic Halal Jokes
• Islamic Militants Jokes
• More Islamic Jokes

Funniest Islamic Short Jokes

Short islamic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The islamic humour may include short radical jokes also.

1. It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
2. Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.
   They're calling it 'Islam'.
3. Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
4. Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.
   So we converted to Islam.
5. Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.
6. Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there..
7. Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.
8. The Jehovah's Witness don't seem to get the hint with my Koran, so... Islam the door in their face
9. The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century.
10. My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
    I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae."

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Islamic One Liners

Which islamic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with islamic? I can suggest the ones about mosque and mecca.

1. Chess is banned under Islam They hate that the queen moves freely.
2. What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit.
3. snow isn't a problem in Islamic countries But ISIS
4. What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit.
5. Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here
6. What do you get when you square root a Muslim? Radical Islam.
7. What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? dora the Exploder
8. I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?
9. What state has the worst drivers? The Islamic State.
10. What do Islamic mcdonalds employees wear?
    A cheeseburka
11. Why is chess banned in islam? Cause the queen moves freely
12. Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere.
13. What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
14. How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!
15. I have one Islam joke. But, I'm afraid I also have one head.

Islamic Terrorists Jokes

Here is a list of funny islamic terrorists jokes and even better islamic terrorists puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I feel sorry for Islamic terrorists. How many heads do they have to chop off before people in the West accept that Islam is a religion of peace?
• How many Islamic terrorists does... BOOM!
• Islamic terrorists makes no sense . Commit s**... and might get 72 virgins ? Become a Catholic priest and get them now
• Did you hear the one about the Islamic t**...? Oh well, guess j**... to be there
• I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our d**... out for haram b**...
• After dying, an Islamic t**... goes to a gaming room in heaven. He looks around and finds 72 older dudes gaming. These weren't the virgins he was expecting.
• How do drug dealers get punished by Islamic-Extremist t**... in the Middle East? They get s**....
• what do you call your girlfriend when she's shot by an Islamic t**...? Haram-bae
• If you believe in Christianity your a christian , if you believe in Islam your a... t**....

Islamic Prophet Jokes

Here is a list of funny islamic prophet jokes and even better islamic prophet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets
• Why don't Islamic banks charge interest? Because they can't draw prophets.
• Haramadan Islam,
  just so you know it,
  there is ham,
  in your prophet
• How are stocks similar to Islam? They both involve prophets.
• What do you call a man that as s**... with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam.

Islamic Halal Jokes

Here is a list of funny islamic halal jokes and even better islamic halal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an Islamic pepper? A halal-peño.
• I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
• Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled.

Islamic Militants Jokes

Here is a list of funny islamic militants jokes and even better islamic militants puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an Islamic militant Shakespeare? The Allahu Ak-Bard.
• What is the difference between Islamic militant camp and a school? I don't know, I just sign the executive orders.
• Islamic State militants have taken over the Vatican They now call themselves Italian ISIS

Comical Islamic Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about islamic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean waterboarding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make islamic pranks.