Islamic Halal Jokes
3 islamic halal jokes and hilarious islamic halal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about islamic halal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Islamic Halal Jokes With Friends
Islamic Halal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good islamic halal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner:
It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
A Jew (Bill Goldstein) runs into his Muslim friend(Mohammed Islam)....
The Jew says, "Halal, halal are you going?"
The Muslim replies, "I'm not jewing too well."
(Yes, I made this joke up all by myself as you can clearly tell)
Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled.
Share These Islamic Halal Jokes With Friends