Islam Jokes

Funniest Islam Short Jokes

Short islam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The islam humour may include short radical jokes also.

1. Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
2. Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.
   So we converted to Islam.
3. Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat.
4. Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.
5. My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
   I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae."
6. You can't just pick and choose which tenets of Islam you uphold. There's no Allah-carte option.
7. The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang.
8. My buddy and I have a picture of the Islamic God on the smart card inside our mobile phones. We're very SIM Allah.
9. Eminem has decided to convert to Islam. He's now known as Muslim Shady.
10. The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques... Although a waiting list has been set up.

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Islam One Liners

Which islam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with islam? I can suggest the ones about terrorism and atheism.

1. What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? dora the Exploder
2. I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?
3. What do Islamic mcdonalds employees wear?
   A cheeseburka
4. Why is chess banned in islam? Cause the queen moves freely
5. What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
6. How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!
7. I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything
8. I have a joke about Islamic financing But there's no interest .
9. I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam
10. I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A
11. The Islamic temple I went to had a weird smell... it was a strange mosque
12. What do you call an isolated, Religious, Islamic teenager? A Quran-teen
13. What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries
14. What do you call a radically Islamic cowboy? A yeehawdist
15. What do you do if your Islamic dog bites you? Muslim

Converted Islam Jokes

Here is a list of funny converted islam jokes and even better converted islam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I aced the convert-to-Islam test today. I answered "allah the above"
• What do you call a surrealist painter that converts to Islam? Muhammad Dali
• My wife told me she was converting to Islam and changing her name... to Seldom Bin Laid
  *my wife actually said this to me.
• If Elon converted to Islam, what would his muslim name be? Elon Mosque.
• If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
• What did Mohammed Ali do after converting to Islam? He-jab
• I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae
• Kermit the frog wanted to divorce Ms. Piggy Due to him converting to Islam, he couldn't eat pork.
• How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam.
• So i heard Simon LeBon converted to Islam The band changed its name to Quran Quran

Radical Islam Jokes

Here is a list of funny radical islam jokes and even better radical islam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just finished a painting of Muhammed on a skateboard I call it "Radical Islam"
• What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist

Christianity Islam Jokes

Here is a list of funny christianity islam jokes and even better christianity islam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity? Allah-cart.
• What are the four largest religions in Germany? Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Efficiency.

Prophet Islam Jokes

Here is a list of funny prophet islam jokes and even better prophet islam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How are stocks similar to Islam? They both involve prophets.

Heartwarming Islam Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about islam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean religion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make islam pranks.