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What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a broadway musical.
So I heard that the hacker "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones
What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.
What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US air force Operator.
So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today. That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.

Isis joke, So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today.

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Isis One Liners

Which isis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with isis? I can suggest the ones about execution and terrorism.

I joined ISIS to help my self esteem issues. Everyone kept telling me You're the bomb.
Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target.
snow isn't a problem in the Middle East ...but ISIS
Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way
What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS.
What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS.
What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam
What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh
Snow isn't a problem in Islamic countries But ISIS
Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting.
ISIS just frozen water
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism? The ISIS melting.
Wanna know how I got away from ISIS? Iran
If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?

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What funny jokes about isis you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean recruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make isis prank.

What is a character trait of ISIS?

a.) heading
b.) heading
c.) heading

Home safety

I took my name off the Neighborhood Watch List.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, and multiple intelligence services are watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer in my entire Life!

U.S. Navy Seals just freed thousands of ISIS s**... slaves ...

All the goats have been moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their respective farmers.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

Just saved 50 bucks!

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month!

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?

One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.
The other is an Iraqi Army base.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted t... group to the most wanted t... group?

They cut a head

What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet?

An Airstrike.

What is ISIS after an airstrike?

Waswas

How do you pass the Isis entrance exam?

I don't know about you, I bombed it.

Isis and the Christian man

An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.
ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.
Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."
"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution.
Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions..

they should kill a lion

Obama and a general are discussing how to attack ISIS

Obama: We need to get boots on the ground to attack them. Send in soldiers, artillery, and trucks.
General: You are forgetting something important sir.
Obama: No I am not.
General: Tanks, Obama.

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win?

everyone

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

We should invite all of the ISIS fighters to Texas.

They could have a yeehawd.

I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

If isis gets bombed

They'll be called waswas

"You da bomb" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger.

But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS.

I wanted to make sure my kids were safe when they are playing outside....

So I put an ISIS flag in my window.
Now my neighbors watch them 24/7.

Did you hear ISIS secretly makes s**... toys?

They specialise in blow up dolls

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS s**....

Did you know ISIS has its own s**... toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

There are so many closet gay muslims,

Isis just invaded Narnia.

Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS...

Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

ISIS takes Congress hostage

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire."
"We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school?

A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
A lot of you probably heard this before. I heard it for the first time and felt like sharing

What do you call an ISIS member with Tourette's?

A ticking time bomb.

Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS?

A: Kind of ironic that they're now being attacked by 72 virgins

What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis?

Squeal Team 6

At an ISIS recruitment centre...

Interviewer: Name?
Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.
Interviewer: s**...?
Recruit: Often twice a day.
Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?
Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.

What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism?

Allahu lap-bar.

What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?

I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

My mom told me to go join ISIS...

She says I could learn how to claim responsibility for once

What does an ISIS member use for s**...?

A blow-up doll.

ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup

If any go off, it could spell disaster

Hey when ISIS is gone do we call them.....

WASWAS then?

As the k**... are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others...

Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

ISIS lost a capital today

ISIs

What's the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp?

I have no idea, I just fly the drone

How do ISIS members practice safe s**...?

they mark the camels that kick

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

What's the difference between a Kindergarten and an ISIS stronghold?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Isis sent me a s**... doll today

It's great! It blows it self up.

ISIS has a new plan for eliminating Americans.

They donate to the NRA.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida

Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.

What did the Redditor that joined ISIS say?

You've got to hand it to Trump, he defeated ISIS...

...they gave up operations after Trump shows he can kill more Americans than they ever could.

Snow isn't a problem in Muslim countries but...

...ISIS

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