The Best 72 Isis Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Isis jokes. There are some isis anubis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these isis allahu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Isis Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What is a character trait of ISIS?

a.) heading

b.) heading

c.) heading

Isis joke, What is a character trait of ISIS?

U.S. Navy Seals just freed thousands of ISIS sex slaves ...

All the goats have been moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their respective farmers.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.


So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...

Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

Isis joke, I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?

One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.

The other is an Iraqi Army base.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet?

An Airstrike.

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How do you pass the Isis entrance exam?

I don't know about you, I bombed it.

Isis and the Christian man

An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.

ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.

Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."

"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution.

Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

Obama and a general are discussing how to attack ISIS

Obama: We need to get boots on the ground to attack them. Send in soldiers, artillery, and trucks.

General: You are forgetting something important sir.

Obama: No I am not.

General: Tanks, Obama.

What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.

Isis joke, What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win?

everyone

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS

... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists


ISIS just frozen water

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

We should invite all of the ISIS fighters to Texas.

They could have a yeehawd.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.

Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital?

I dunno, I just fly the drone...

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Global warming can reduce terrorism

because the isis melting.

If isis gets bombed

They'll be called waswas

Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys?

They specialise in blow up dolls

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory?

There specialise in blow up dolls

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

...because its not a Target.

If ISIS is destroyed...

... Will they be known as WASWAS?

ISIS takes Congress hostage

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire."

"We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?

I don't know man I just fly the drones

Our President Elect is a real tough guy...

The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do you call an ISIS member with Tourette's?

A ticking time bomb.

Wanna know how I got away from ISIS?

Iran

So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today.

That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.

What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way

What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis?

Squeal Team 6

At an ISIS recruitment centre...

Interviewer: Name?

Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.

Interviewer: Sex?

Recruit: Often twice a day.

Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?

Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.

What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?

I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

My mom told me to go join ISIS...

She says I could learn how to claim responsibility for once

What does an ISIS member use for sex?

A blow-up doll.

ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup

If any go off, it could spell disaster

Hey when ISIS is gone do we call them.....

WASWAS then?

As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others...

Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school?

I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

How do ISIS members practice safe sex?

they mark the camels that kick

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

What's the difference between a Kindergarten and an ISIS stronghold?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Isis sent me a sex doll today

It's great! It blows it self up.

ISIS has a new plan for eliminating Americans.

They donate to the NRA.

What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

I joined ISIS to help my self esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me You're the bomb.

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida

Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.

You've got to hand it to Trump, he defeated ISIS...

...they gave up operations after Trump shows he can kill more Americans than they ever could.

What's so funny about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What is you call the Mexican version of ISIS?

SISI

Snow isn't a problem in Muslim countries but...

...ISIS

Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?

The ISIS melting.

Snow isnt aproblem in arab countries

But isis

When ISIS is finally destroyed...

Historians should start referring to it as "WASWAS".

Snow isn't a problem in the Middle East

...but ISIS

What makes an Isis joke good?

The execution

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