Irwin Jokes

Funniest Irwin Short Jokes

Short irwin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irwin humour may include short deadly jokes also.

1. TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand. Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays
2. TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays.
3. Although Steve Irwin was known as the crocodile hunter ....he will always have soft spot in his heart for stingrays
4. What should Steve Irwin worn the day he died? Sunscreen. Know why..?
   Because it protects you from harmful rays.
5. So a man says to Steve Irwin How often do alligators mate? Steve asked: How often do they what?
   Man: mate
   Steve: what?
   Man: HOW OFTEN DO THEY MATE?
   Steve: HOW OFTEN DO THEY WHATTTTT????
6. Steve Irwin: "Crikey! It's a deadly stingray! Let's poke it worry a stick!" Deadly Stingray: "Crikey! It's a Steve Irwin! Let's poke it with a stick!"
7. Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you.
   People are harder.
   Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
   - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
8. By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do Unite us all as a species
9. Why can't we blame all Stingrays for Steve Irwin's death? Because hating all of them would clearly be an example of Ray-cism.
10. My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

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Irwin One Liners

Which irwin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irwin? I can suggest the ones about steve irwin and special.

1. Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays
2. Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock.
   Doesn't protect against harmful rays.
3. Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays
4. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
5. I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen... It's supposed to block the rays
6. Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class? String Arrays
7. What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays
8. Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart.
9. Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin.
10. I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt.
11. Stop being so mean to PETA. Steve Irwin taught us to be nice and respect animals.
12. Who is Steve Irwin's favorite musician? Ray Charles
13. How does Steve Irwin order his drinks? NO ICE
14. What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin
15. What did Steve Irwin say to PETA? You're killing it, dude!

Steve Irwin Jokes

Here is a list of funny steve irwin jokes and even better steve irwin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart.
• What's the difference between Steve Irwin and Will Smith? A fish tail only ALMOST ended Will Smith's career.
• What did the English poet say about Steve Irwin? Ozyman lives as Ozymandias.
• Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block
• How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use? Not enough to stop the harmful rays.
• What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? Man I wish Steve Irwin were still with us.
• You know what they said about Steve Irwin He always had animals in his heart
• They're giving Steve Irwin a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame He's being put right between Sting and Billy Ray Cyrus
• They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray
• Steve Irwin had a brand of sunblock that had to be taken off the shelves.. Turns out it didn't protect against harmful rays.

Cheerful Fun Irwin Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about irwin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irwin pranks.