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TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived.

Apparently it protects against harmful rays.

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Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Steve Irwin died the way he lived.

With animals in his heart.

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If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses

They might have protected him from harmful rays

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If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.

He could have been protected from harmful rays.

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Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?

It protects from deadly rays.

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Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

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I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen...

It's supposed to block the rays

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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Steve Irwin died as he lived...

With nature in his heart

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Steve Irwin: "Crikey! It's a deadly stingray! Let's poke it worry a stick!"

Deadly Stingray: "Crikey! It's a Steve Irwin! Let's poke it with a stick!"

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Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?

String Arrays

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Crocodiles are easy.

They try to kill and eat you.

People are harder.

Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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Steve Irwin loved all animals.

But stingrays had a special place in his heart.

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I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

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TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.

The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.

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If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive

Sunscreen protects against harmful rays

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves.

It didn't protect against deadly rays.

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I heard Steve Irwin now has his own tribute sunscreen...

It's supposed to block the rays.

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Three friends go a halloween costume party..

They're greeted at the door by the host.
"Okay, so we have Steve Irwin, a zombie- wait, why are you just in you underwear?"

"I'm premature ejaculation; I've come in my pants"

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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What's the difference between Steve Irwin and Will Smith?

A fish tail only ALMOST ended Will Smith's career.

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Today is Steve Irwin day...

Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart.

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How does Steve Irwin order his drinks?

NO ICE

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?

Not enough to stop the harmful rays.

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My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin

I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

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Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen

It protects against harmful rays

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Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection

I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block

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They're giving Steve Irwin a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

He's being put right between Sting and Billy Ray Cyrus

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Man I wish Steve Irwin were still with us.

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You know what they said about Steve Irwin

He always had animals in his heart

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