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TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived.

Apparently it protects against harmful rays.

Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Steve Irwin died the way he lived.

With animals in his heart.

If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses

They might have protected him from harmful rays

If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.

He could have been protected from harmful rays.

PETA should respect Steve Irwin

PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.

That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway.

Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?

It protects from deadly rays.

Steve Irwin put on sunscreen.

Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.

Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen...

It's supposed to block the rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Steve Irwin died as he lived...

With nature in his heart

So a man says to Steve Irwin How often do alligators mate?

Steve asked: How often do they what?
Man: mate
Steve: what?
Man: HOW OFTEN DO THEY MATE?
Steve: HOW OFTEN DO THEY WHATTTTT????

Steve Irwin: "Crikey! It's a deadly stingray! Let's poke it worry a stick!"

Deadly Stingray: "Crikey! It's a Steve Irwin! Let's poke it with a stick!"

Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?

String Arrays

Crocodiles are easy.

They try to kill and eat you.

People are harder.

Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.

- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

Steve Irwin loved all animals.

But stingrays had a special place in his heart.

By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do

Unite us all as a species

TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.

The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.

If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive

Sunscreen protects against harmful rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves.

It didn't protect against deadly rays.

What's the difference between Steve Irwin and Will Smith?

A fish tail only ALMOST ended Will Smith's career.

Today is Steve Irwin day...

Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

TIL Steve Irwin would have lived if he were wearing sunscreen.

It protects from harmful rays.

How does Steve Irwin order his drinks?

NO ICE

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Stop being so mean to PETA.

Steve Irwin taught us to be nice and respect animals.

Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen

It protects against harmful rays

How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?

Not enough to stop the harmful rays.

Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection

I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block

My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin

I tell him not all Stingrays are bad, you're being a total ray-cist.

What did the English poet say about Steve Irwin?

Ozyman lives as Ozymandias.

What did Steve Irwin say to PETA?

You're killing it, dude!

You know what they said about Steve Irwin

He always had animals in his heart

They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin

Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray

I miss Steve Irwin

But the stingray didnt.

They're giving Steve Irwin a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

He's being put right between Sting and Billy Ray Cyrus

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Man I wish Steve Irwin were still with us.

Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails.

Why should Steve Irwin wear sunscreen?

To prevent harmful rays!

Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock...

... to prevent against harmful rays.

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