Irving Jokes
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Comical Irving Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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A woman recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"
She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that b**... I promised you?
Here it comes ..."
A man walks in to a bar...
The man orders a grasshopper. On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground and says: you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper responds: There is a drink named Irving?
A grasshopper walks in to a bar...
He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"
Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller.
"Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?"
The swami answers...."Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one."
Kyrie Irving is number 2
both on and off the court
Irving Lipchitz always hated his name. As soon as he turned 18, he petitioned to have it legally changed.
The judge was very understanding and asked Irving if he had any outstanding debts, and confirmed he had no criminal history. His character confirmed, the judge granted his wish: and what would you like your new name to be son?
DAVID Lipchitz.
Trump forgot the words to Irving Berlin's 'God Bless America' - so what?
He prefers 'Putin on the Ritz', anyway.
If the comic s**... Kathy were to be adapted into a TV show, which actor would play Irving, her love interest?
I'm not sure, but it would have to be a Huge Ack-man.
Since Kyrie Irving believes that the Earth is flat, he doesn't play 'Around The World'
He plays 'Along The Plain'
What sport does Kyrie Irving play?
Ultimate frisbee
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