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79 irs jokes and hilarious irs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make light of the daunting world of finances with this collection of Irs jokes! From the fear of auditing to the complexity of filing taxes, enjoy a tongue-in-cheek look at all things money related. Have a good laugh at these Irs cartoons and just remember - don't try to evade the Fbi!

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Funniest Irs Short Jokes

Short irs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irs humour may include short financial jokes also.

  1. Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS? They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
  2. Did you hear about the chiropractor who got in trouble with the IRS? It was for back taxes.
  3. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard of the IRS I'd only have 90 cents for every time I've heard of the IRS
  4. What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you
  5. You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS.
  6. A Lawyer and an IRS Agent If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you: (1) go to lunch or (2) read the paper?
  7. What's the difference between the cops and the IRS? Nobody has ever said "Thank god, the IRS is here."
  8. Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
  9. A comedian is called to the IRS... ...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, "Why?" They say, "Because we appreciated your humor."
  10. The IRS Do you know what the difference is between my wife and the IRS? The IRS wants to talk to me.

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Irs One Liners

Which irs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irs? I can suggest the ones about evasion and owes.

  1. What do you call an elephant that's no longer mainstream? Ir-elephant
  2. FBI, CIA, DEA which is best at finding people? the IRS
  3. Why was the IRS after the chiropractor He owed back taxes.
  4. IRS is disbanding! I just received a letter from them titled "Final Notice".
  5. The IRS agent's wife left him... She said their relationship was too taxing for her.
  6. I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing
  7. What does your money become when you combine "the" and "IRS"? Theirs.
  8. Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash.
  9. I wonder who's watching me now, the IRS? 1984 paranoid ramblings
    2018 passing remark
  10. How do you call a man working at IRS? A fee-male
  11. Knock knock. Who's there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowalotta money to the IRS.
  12. Sherlock Holmes got audited by the IRS. He had too many deductions.
  13. X Gon' Give it to Ya Unless you're the IRS
  14. Why are IRS agents excellent at Hide-and-Seek? They can fined anyone.
  15. What did britney spears say when she got a letter from the IRS? "Oops, audited again"

Irs Audit Jokes

Here is a list of funny irs audit jokes and even better irs audit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
    Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that?
    IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
  • Want to get an idea how important you are during a government shutdown? IRS REFUND department: Non-essential
    IRS Audit department.: Essential
  • Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.
  • What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison r**...? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around

Irs Cartoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny irs cartoon jokes and even better irs cartoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a cartoon about constipation and diarrhea? The *Ir*regular Show!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about irs can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of irs puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Irs Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about irs you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean taxes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make irs prank.

Afterlife for IRS Cheaters

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a s**..., ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his s**..., hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing s**... to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have s**...."

IRS

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'

A Boy chokes on a coin

A little boy was playing in his yard when he swallowed a coin that became lodged in his t**.... His mother picked him up and ran down the street screaming for help. Luckily, a man ran over and hit the boy hard on the back so that the coin popped out of his mouth. "Thank you so much, doctor!" the mother said.
"Oh, I'm not a doctor, ma'am," said the man. "I work for the IRS"

Donation

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'

What did the t**... that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?

Two men are stranded on a deserted island

Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, Don't worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.
Really? Why do you think so?
I owe the IRS five years' worth of taxes.

A man writes a letter to the IRS . . .

. . . saying "I am unable to sleep because of the guilt I feel for cheating on my taxes. I have underreported my income and am enclosing a check for $1500. If I still can't sleep I will send the rest".

A man calls the IRS office

"Hi, my last name is Sweady, but on the cheque you sent me for my tax return, you've written it as cyirwu."
"I'm sorry about that, could you spell it out for me?"
"Sure, S as in sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u, and Y as in you."

What's the difference between an IRS agent and Styrofoam?

The IRS agent doesn't hurt the the environment when you light him on fire.

Every religion has violent people...

... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS

An old pastor on his deathbed asked a lawyer and an IRS agent to visit him.

When the two arrived in the pastor's room, the pastor based them to sit on either side of the bed.
After a bit, the lawyer asked "Reverend, why did you ask us here?"
The pastor responded, "Jesus died between two thieves, and I want to do the same."

I think they are shutting down the IRS...

I just got a letter stating that it was my "last notice"!

What is the difference between the IRS and the Mafia?

The Mafia at least gives you protection when you pay.

I have a civil service joke to tell

…but before you can hear it you need to complete Form P-994731XT, in triplicate, then have it notarized, then file it with the Department of Jokes, who will review it within 120 days, and if it is approved they'll issue you a Form 771F, which, when filed with the IRS authorizes you to receive an appropriate tax status for said joke, after which upon completion of Form 11 and re-submission to the Department of Jokes you are eligible to enter the Joke Receipt Pool, after which you should receive your joke in 18-24 months.

Father O'Malley received a call from the IRS.

They asked for his assistance. He said he'd be happy to oblige.
Thank you, Father. Do you happen to know a Ted Houlihan?
I do.
Is he a member of your congregation?
He is.
Tell me, did Mr. Houlihan really donate $10,000 to the church?
He will.

The IRS is investigating a seafood company in Hawaii which dealt in mollusks

They suspect it of being a shell company being in fishy business

Why do underground hackers report their income to the IRS?

They know how the system will react to sin tax errors

A quick one for tomorrow's tax day

**IRS Agent:** You can't deduct and umbrella!
**Taxpayer:** Why not? It's overhead, isn't it?

An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.

An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.
After settling down near the stage with his drink, he pulls out a bunch of parsley and tries to stuff a few sprigs into the dancer's garter.
The dancer yells at him, "What the h**... are you doing?!?"
The agent responds, "I'm here to garnish your wages."

What did the veteran IRS agent say to the rookie?

Fined everything ok today?

The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages.

I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck.

A man wrote the IRS saying . . .

. . . "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have understated my income and have enclosed a check for $1500. If I still can't sleep I will send the rest".

Crytominers: "Cryptocurrency means freedom from government and banks!"

IRS: "...Hold my beer."

I was on hold with the IRS when an automated voice said, "Please don't hang up. Your call is important to us."

That's all. That's the whole joke.

What do you call a religious IRS agent?

A Scientologist.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

IRS Scammer number, still works

They called me asking for money or I'll go to jail, here's their number, 1 (646) 233-3616‬. Have fun messing with them.

Two auditors came to my house today.

I said I wouldn't pay them taxes because my money was my own.
Then they told me it was all the irs.

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it gets really s**....

Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase m**...?

Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.

What's scarier than having the IRS after you?

Nothing.

This is a robbery

In some firm, two masked thieves enter:
-This is a robbery
The accountant, relieved:
-Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.

I work for a Top Secret Government Organization, that does not exist.

IRS
International r**... Station

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