Irrigation Jokes
8 irrigation jokes and hilarious irrigation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irrigation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for some laughs! Check out our collection of hilarious jokes about colonic irrigation and irrigation systems. Whether you are a fan of irrigation or not, you are sure to find something to get you in stitches!
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Comical & Quirky Irrigation Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good irrigation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the plant say to the sprinkler?
Stop spraying water everywhere, you're really starting to irrigate me!!
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A man dies and goes to h**... where he finds himself in the middle of a tour.
The tour guide walks them to a room of people covered in scorpions and says- Here is where all of the Catholics go. He then takes them to a room where all of the people are burning alive- This is where all of the baptists go. He then walks the group into a beautiful valley where children are running and playing with smiles on their faces. Furious, the tour guide grabs his phone, makes a call and yells- The d**... mormons are irrigating again.
I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining
It's really irrigating.
What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?
A garden José.
A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer..
You're really irrigating me
My neighbour's sprinkler is always running.
It's a constant irrigation to me.
What did the field say to the other field while the farmer was digging holes into him?
This really irrigates me
How do you call a method of irrigation, which uses thermo-nuclear energy?
Rain.
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