Irresponsible Jokes
18 irresponsible jokes and hilarious irresponsible puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irresponsible that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Irresponsible Short Jokes
Short irresponsible jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irresponsible humour may include short careless jokes also.
- My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!
- The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.
- My wife keeps on calling me "gullible" and "financially irresponsible". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery.
- Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
- If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible... I'd probably still be in debt right now.
- Seeing all these drivers looking at their phones is so infuriating, how irresponsible can you be while driving? Anytime I see one of them in traffic it totally kills my high.
- I don't drink and drive because that's irresponsible. So I make sure to drink everything before I drive.
- Did you know there is a name for successively savouring every alcoholic beverage from a country? Its called irresponsible drinking.
- I think it's pretty irresponsible when newspapers don't post warnings when their Sunday comics contain Peanuts.
- Older people have told that my generation is all lazy and irresponsible... ...but at least we don't broad generalizations.
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Irresponsible One Liners
Which irresponsible one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irresponsible? I can suggest the ones about reckless and ignorant.
- You shouldn't take calculus after alcohol It's irresponsible to drink and derive
- My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then.
- What Did The Irresponsible Babysitter Call The Washing Machine? Fort Launderdale
- I had s**... with an irresponsible scuba diver. I was in too deep.
- w**... doesn't make you irresponsible, Like I said yesterday I'll clean my room tomorrow
Gather Around for Heartwarming Irresponsible Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about irresponsible you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean incompetent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irresponsible pranks.
Good ol'e USA
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's i**... & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
Husband: Do you love me?
Wife: Of course i love you, light of my life.
Husband: Would you love me even if i wronged you?
Wife: I will always love you, my darling.
Husband: But would you love me if i gambled away all our savings?
Wife: i would still love you, my precious husband.
Husband: what if i cheated on you, would you still love me?
Wife: of course. I will always love you, apple of my eye.
Husband: Ok. I forgot to turn on the dishwasher last night.
Wife: I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY, SELFISH IRRESPONSIBLE m**...!!
I saw a woman using her mobile phone while I was driving next to her.
I was so p**... off with the irresponsible b**....
I threw my bottle of whiskey at her.
