Irresponsible Jokes

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Good ol'e USA

18: can I buy a bottle of wine?

USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible

18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?

USA: we encourage it

My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible.

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!

The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"

No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.

My wife keeps on calling me "gullible" and "financially irresponsible".

I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery.

Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone...

I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.

I had sex with an irresponsible scuba diver.

I was in too deep.

Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

My wife says I'm irresponsible with money!

No change there then.

Seeing all these drivers looking at their phones is so infuriating, how irresponsible can you be while driving?

Anytime I see one of them in traffic it totally kills my high.

If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible...

I'd probably still be in debt right now.

I don't drink and drive because that's irresponsible.

So I make sure to drink everything before I drive.

Older people have told that my generation is all lazy and irresponsible...

...but at least we don't broad generalizations.

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