Irrelevant Jokes

Funniest Irrelevant Short Jokes

Short irrelevant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irrelevant humour may include short unrelated jokes also.

1. A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
2. Radio One has banned its djs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
3. Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant
4. What do you say when you're in a video conference, and say something completely irrelevant? ​
   Oh sorry: I was on moot.
5. dad joke what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter...
   irrelevant
   by the way I'm not actually a dad yet I would need a willing girlfriend for that
6. A large crowd gathers in a park WHAT DO WE WANT?
   A TIME MACHINE!
   WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
   ITS IRRELEVANT!
7. What do we want!? Time machines!
   When do we want it!?
   Its irrelevant!
   Probably a repost but just watched the Terminator Genis and found it hilarious
8. Why wasn't the invisible man offered a job? They just couldn't see him doing it! He's just like all of us: unseen, misunderstood, irrelevant.
9. How many soviets does it take to change a lightbulb? How many soviets does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Lightbulb is irrelevant, no electricity in USSR.
10. "What's your biggest weakness?" "I'm too complacent."
    "Hmm. And your biggest strength?"
    "That's irrelevant. When can I start?"

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Irrelevant One Liners

Which irrelevant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irrelevant? I can suggest the ones about useless and meaningless.

1. "What do we want!?" "TIME TRAVEL!!" "When do we want it?!"
   "IT'S IRRELEVANT!"
2. What do we want? Crowd: TIME TRAVEL!
   When do we want it?
   Crowd: THAT'S IRRELEVANT!
3. I'll never forget my son's 856th words. "Dad, you capture irrelevant information."
4. What do we want? *A time machine.*
   When do we want it?
   *That's irrelevant.*
5. To me, you're just like an electron's mass Irrelevant
6. What is large, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelevant
7. What do Asian-Americans call a sick elephant? It's irrelevant.
8. What do you call a gay elephant from the 1960s? Qu-irrelevant
   *
9. You're more irrelevant than a Facebook comment section
10. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Fun-Filled Irrelevant Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about irrelevant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pointless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irrelevant pranks.