Irrational Number Jokes
16 irrational number jokes and hilarious irrational number puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irrational number that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Irrational Number Short Jokes
Short irrational number jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irrational number humour may include short irrational jokes also.
- π walks into a bar. The bartender says, We don't serve numbers here.
π says, I thought I was the irrational one. - Did you know that in ancient Greece, Hippasus was exiled for discovering that some numbers could not be described with simple whole numbers or fractions? How irrational.
- I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums...
- When I get women into bed, I treat them like pi... Just another number, and an irrational one at that.
- How is number π like the Bible? Both are believed to contain all the wisdom mankind will ever have.
Most people think that one of them has a proven value. While the other is irrational.
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Irrational Number One Liners
Which irrational number one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irrational number? I can suggest the ones about imaginary numbers and irrational fear.
- I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers. It's really irrational.
- Why can you always trust irrational numbers to keep secrets? They never repeat.
- Why do conservatives like irrational numbers? They like things non-terminating
- I like my women like I like my numbers, Non-real or irrational
Irrational Number Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about irrational number you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rational jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irrational number pranks.
A woman giddily asks her husband...
"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"
"Pi," said the husband.
"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"
"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."
Women are like numbers ...
* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.
* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.
* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.
* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.
* Every other one is just plain Odd.
Pi and -7 walks into a bar
They both ordered drinks.
" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi
"You cannot be a fraction" said -7
"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I
want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."
-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you irrational number"