The Best 57 Irrational Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Irrational jokes. There are some irrational insanely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these irrational impulsive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Irrational Jokes and Puns

I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings.

He had a complex complex complex.

I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers...

I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums...

My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision.

Being irrational is as easy as Pi.

I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.

You can never finish a pie!

It's irrational to do so.

I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie

But some people say that's irrational...

Irrational joke, I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Women are like numbers ...

* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.

* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.

* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.

* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.

* Every other one is just plain Odd.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

"How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

My wife is just like pi.

Irrational and impossible to fully understand.

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I came home to my wife yelling "The square root of pi!" angrily.

I told her she was being irrational.

A mathematician walks into a bar and says "I want √2 beers"

The bartender tells him "You're being irrational"

My girlfriend is like Pi.

Completely irrational.

Why doesn't one argue with Ο€?

Because Ο€ is purely irrational.

I made an irrational decision today...

I went to a pi eating contest. It never stops.

Irrational joke, I made an irrational decision today...

A woman giddily asks her husband...

"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"

"Pi," said the husband.

"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"

"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

Fear of hospitals

Fear of hospitals isn't irrational. I went to 1 once for stomach pain and I had a kid following me ever since calling me mom!

Did you know that in ancient Greece, Hippasus was exiled for discovering that some numbers could not be described with simple whole numbers or fractions?

How irrational.

Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

I have a phobia of the square root of 2

It's just one of my irrational fears

My girlfriend is like the square root of 2

She's very real, but completely irrational.

I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.

Round and irrational.

Happy Pi Day everyone!

You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

In honor of Pi day

I'm going to be irrational all day

Ο€ walks into a bar.

The bartender says, We don't serve numbers here.

Ο€ says, I thought I was the irrational one.

Irrational joke, Ο€ walks into a bar.

What did Pi's wife say...

What did Pi's wife say to their therapist about Pi?

He's irrational and goes on and on.

Why does nobody talks to pi?

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

What do you call an irrational snake?

A Ο€thon

I've developed an irrational fear of escalators.

I always find myself taking steps to avoid them.

Why is 6 afraid of pi?

Most say it's an irrational fear

I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational.

A friend has a fear of pi.

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

Should I beat my kids?

I know I'm not supposed to, but they just make me so frustrated

My wife says I'm being irrational and getting wound up over nothing, and that if I beat them she'll be incredibly upset and won't even know what to say to me.

But you know when it's just the same stuff day in, day out. And with the lockdown in place we can't get out the house either, which doesn't help the situation

Anyway, I just really wanted some advice before I take drastic measures, because I'd really like to enjoy playing Mario Kart normally again without letting them beat me

I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers.

It's really irrational.

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps

I'm slowly getting over it

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My best friend told me he was planning on naming his son "Square Root of 2".

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

I don't see why some people use fractions instead of decimals

It's pointless, but anyway you gotta draw the line somewhere or else people will think you're being irrational. But that's beside the point

9 and 5 walk into a haunted house...

9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."

5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."

I'm scared of the root of 2

It is an irrational fear

What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?

They're both irrational.

I have developed an irrational fear of elevators

Thankfully, I can take steps to avoid them.

My psychiatrist asked me if I have any irrational fears…

I was afraid that she'd ask that

What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ?

They're both completely irrational.

My friend asked me.."Are you scared of the Pi variant?"

I said "Look , your fear is irrational"

I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate.

I have a complex complex complex.

My wife has an irrational fear of live music

It's very disconcerting.

Ο€ and e walk into a bar and demand free drinks…

The bartender kicks them out for being irrational.

Pi Day confession: I have an obsession with pi.

I know, I know... it's irrational.

It's ridiculous that people actually celebrate pi day.

It's completely irrational.

I don't understand...

I don't understand people who use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

I guess you have to draw the line somewhere,

or people will think you're irrational.

doctor help, I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup.

"OK, that's a Pho-bia."

I always knew my son was going to be irrational and illogical

His first word was "dada".

I call my wife "PI"

Because she is irrational

Ο€ mathematicians walk into a bar and order beers.


The bartender says "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're clearly irrational."

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