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What is a good irradiate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

I got irradiated recently...

I like to think it adds to my glowing personality.

A few of my favorites.

Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"
Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

What happens if you wear irradiated underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.


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