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Irony Jokes

105 irony jokes and hilarious irony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Irony jokes are a great way to bring humor into conversations. Learn more about different types of irony such as verbal, situational, and dramatic irony. Find out how irony can make jokes about topics such as kleptomaniacs and flattery even funnier.

Funniest Irony Short Jokes

Short irony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irony humour may include short ironic jokes also.

  1. The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
  2. Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony.
  3. My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station
  4. My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
  5. Human drinks a vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."
  6. My friend told me that I didn't understand how to use irony. It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.
  7. So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.
  8. My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
  9. Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
  10. A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.'
    The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'

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Irony One Liners

Which irony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irony? I can suggest the ones about ironic love and sarcasm.

  1. A man was drinking the blood of a vampire... He said, "Hm, irony"
  2. Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?
  3. Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony.
  4. Irony: Hyphenated

    Non-hyphenated
  5. My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony.
  6. There are 3 things that I love: The Oxford Comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
  7. What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly
  8. What do you call it when a Russian emperor uses irony to mock someone? Tsarcasm
  9. I spilled a glass of water the other day If that's not irony, then I don't know what is.
  10. There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony.
  11. What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like? Irony.
  12. The irony of the fat acceptance movement... is the inheirant lack of movement.
  13. I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma.
  14. I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today. I was floored by the irony.
  15. What's irony? 15 year old mothers having a protection case for their IPhone

Irony Sarcasm Jokes

Here is a list of funny irony sarcasm jokes and even better irony sarcasm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony.
  • The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant With my knowledge as an English major, i corrected him.
    Not sure what that had to do with our discussion about sarcasm
  • Doctor Doctor, I'm really pale and don't understand sarcasm. You have low humorglobin caused by an irony deficiency.
    Boom, and indeed boom.
  • Dear Master of mockery, Sovereign of Sarcasm, Immortal of Irony, Jack of Jest, Lord of Levity, How shalt I hone my humor? Use common words, s**....

Situational Irony Jokes

Here is a list of funny situational irony jokes and even better situational irony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • There was a bad leak from a controversial molten metal pipeline recently. The iron-y of the situation was very apparent.
  • What do you do you when you can't find the irony of the situation? You stay steel.
    I need a life.
  • How do you tell what type of irony it is? Well, it's really all situational...
Irony joke, How do you tell what type of irony it is?

Howlingly Hilarious Irony Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about irony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ironically bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irony pranks.

Irony is getting pregnant...

on a pull-out couch.

A friend told me that I don't understand irony...

... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)

midget in the library

midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf

Post Jokes About Americans

As an American, I've heard a lot about other countries. I recently heard one about Americans and it's got me wondering what else is out there. The Joke:
An American walks into a London pub.
A local notices and says, "Oi, look! An American! You know, if there's one thing I like about you Americans, it's your ability to appreciate irony!"
To which the American says, "Hey, thanks!"

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

A baker was killed by a falling metal pan...

you could say his death was filled with irony.
Ba-Dum-Tsss

The definition of irony.

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A midget walks into a library.

A midget walks into a library and gets the woman working at the desk's attention.
"Excuse me," he says. "I was just wondering if you had any books on irony?"
"We do," the librarian responded. "It's on the top shelf."

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer?

Someone left the irony on...

Irony is when

you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym

So I was drinking this vampire's blood the other day

It was irony.

Irony: I baked a Death By Chocolate Cake...

and gave it to my dog to celebrate his birthday.

Irony

So, yesterday, my friend told me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, since we were in front of the bus station.

I kinda want Hillary to win the US election

Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.

My friend told me I don't understand irony.

Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.

The strangest thing happened to me on the train today.

Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.
Now, that's irony!

I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood

He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood, which his body rejected and he ended up dying from it.
I asked him on his death bed how the fake blood tasted and he said "a little irony"

My friend told me I don't understand irony..

...Which is ironic because we were playing checkers.

I told Iron Man to break a leg, he tripped and broke his leg.

Oh the iron knee.
Note: I'm r**... and don't know 100% what irony is so this might make no sense.

There are three things I hate more than anything in the world...

Puns, irons, and irony.

A man s**... the blood of a vampire and he said..

Hmm, irony.

What does a diabetic's blood taste like?

Sweet irony

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant.

Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.

What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)

Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.
He said he didn't like change.

Thinking of becoming a cannibal.

If I had to resort to cannibalism, I would want the person I'm eating to be a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass-fed steak.

Three things I cannot stand:

* s**... people
* judgemental people
* double standards
* people who can't count
* lists
* irony

A water inspector got a lethal lead poisoning...

Before dying he said: "It tastes... Irony"

Why don't kleptomaniacs get irony?

They take things. Literally!

The other day, my friend told me I don't understand irony...

Which was ironic, because we were sitting on a bench.

My friends tell me I don't understand irony...

which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus station.

2 worst things in the world:

1. Irony
2. People complaining about things they don't like

The Irony of the World Cup rules...

The Japanese qualified for the next round because they have less yellow

Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?

Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?

A midget walks into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"

The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."

My friend said I have no idea what the word "irony" means

Which is incredibly ironic, as we were both standing at a bus stop.

There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history

Is in the past.

I pointed out that my wife was pressing a no-wrinkle shirt,

but she didn't appreciate the irony.

A List of Things I Hate

1. Unoriginal jokes
2. Hypocrisy
3. Irony

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

Things I hate
1 Lists
2 Irony
4 Numbers being out of order
5 Skipping numbers
F Inconsistency
7 Repetition
7 Repetition
8 Speling wurdz rong
9 DLC
10 Replying to your own comment

The irony of getting a job

You get a job so you won't be homeless.
But when you get a job you're home a lot less.

Why do shovels hate digging up metal?

Because of the irony
Sorry I guess you couldn't handle the joke
I'm gonna dig up some more
I'll s**... you of any more puns
If you couldn't sit through that you're a tool
(Please don't steel this joke it took me a long time to come up with it (credit to u/ImToastedBruh for the steel part))

My friend told me I didn't know what irony was...

Which was kind of ironic, since we were at the bus stop

Irony.

The opposite of creasey.

My friend told me that I just don't understand irony.

Which was ironic, because we were stood at a bus stop when he told me.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A fly, the irony is sad but the name dosen't change

10 things I hate

1. Lists
2. Repeating myself
3. Irony
4. Lists
5. Never
6. Gonna
7. Give
8. You
9. Up
10. Trickery

I used to think that Boris Johnson getting corona must be the irony of the century.

However, it just got trumped.

What's another word for irony?

(Fe)lony

My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.

It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.

The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled

so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."

My friend told me that I don't understand irony

Which itself was ironic because it was a Wednesday

My friend said that I don't understand irony...

... which is ironic because we were at the bus stop at the time.

The irony of 2020

Was that no one could have seen it coming.

Oh the irony?

On 2/02/22, both Groundhog Day and the US State of the Union address will occur on the same day.
One involves the meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication .
The other involves a groundhog

I live alone, so I am ironing my own clothes

Oh, the irony.

Why can't you teach the concept of irony to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything..literally.

Three Things I Enjoy...

Subtle jokes, irony and the Oxford comma.

Irony joke, Three Things I Enjoy...

jokes about irony