Ironman Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

If Ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up

They would be alloys

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

Injured myself during an Ironman marathon the other day

Got up too fast after watching the third film

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

*I'll show myself out...*

Which Marvel superhero is transgender?

Ironman, he's a Fe male.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .

It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

I walked in on Iron-Man having sex.

Spoiler alert: He was stark, fucking naked.

What is Ironman underneath the suit?

Stark naked.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One's a superhero, the other is a command.

A vegan, crossfitter, ironman, support main, and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar

who tells you first?

What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy?


... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring.

I just won the local Ironman competition.

41 shirts in thirty minutes!!

I got fired from my job at a tuna cannery because I came into work dressed as Ironman.

I told them this was who I was now, and they were being Starkist.

What do you call IronMan with an iron deficiency?

An ironic situation.

What did Iron-Man say when Spider-Man came out as gay?

"Huh, I didn't think you swang that way"

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