Ironic Jokes
112 ironic jokes and hilarious ironic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ironic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores various types of ironic jokes, from humorous paradoxes to chauvinistic observations. Learn about different styles of ironic humor, such as ironic Covid jokes, ironic doctor jokes, ironic Halloween jokes, ironic love jokes, and the Ironman paradox.
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- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
- The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is... If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
- A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.
- What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
- What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man" Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
- My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.
- It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.
- I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
I guess it's true what they say:
"Once you go black, you never go back" - What do Iron man and sarah palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
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Ironic One Liners
Which ironic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ironic? I can suggest the ones about sarcastic and humorous.
- The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
- Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
- My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
- Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.
- What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
- Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
- Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
- I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted
- What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
- What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
- Why does everyone in the MCU wear wrinkled shirts? Because they lost their Iron, Man.
- What element make up life? Lithium and Iron
- Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Ironic Love Jokes
Here is a list of funny ironic love jokes and even better ironic love puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood.
- We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face - What kind of scientist loves LiFe? One with Lithium and Iron.
- At college football games, there's advertisements everywhere. Companies love presenting moments of the game. Though it was ironic seeing Planned Parenthood presenting the "Delivery of the Game."
- quazimodo comes home to find his Mrs with the wok out. "ooh Chinese for tea is it love?" He asked.
"No, I'm ironing one of your shirts" She replied. - this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.
- An iron rule of a leader – make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.
- I loved Wall-E. The characters were organic. How Ironic.
Ironic Doctor Jokes
Here is a list of funny ironic doctor jokes and even better ironic doctor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the doctor say to Jesus? You need to get more iron in your body.
- My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
- My Doctor said I needed more Vitamin D and Iron in my Diet So now I blow Iron Man on the reg.
- I won't be struck by lightning My doctor told me I had iron deficiency
- Why did Tony Stark need to see a doctor? He didn't have enough iron in his blood.
- My favorite doctor died... ...Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself.
Ironic Humor Jokes
Here is a list of funny ironic humor jokes and even better ironic humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Amy Schumer rhymes with humor How ironic
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Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.
hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?
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Rick s**... is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...
Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.
Its not a profession.
Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'
Two hipsters walked into a bar...
The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic.
How ironic is it...
to die in the living room?
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My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.
She got eaten by a giant crab.
What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: they're always talking about God.
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So, being ironically s**... is funny...
But being an Ironic Sociopathic m**... is still being a m**...? I'll never get people sometimes.
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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS
... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency
That would be ironic.
What is a hipster's favorite element?
Fe, because it's so ironic
Its hilariously ironic that the first gold medal won was by the U.S...
For Shooting
I never misused the word ironic, ironic right?
it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!
My friend told me I don't understand irony.
Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.
Ironically
Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'.
I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it
I thought that was pretty ironic.
The United Kingdom.
A country whose name is now ironic.
My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word "ironic" to describe situations in her life.
It's pretty ironic.
I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells
Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
My wife died last week
It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab
My friend told me I don't understand irony..
...Which is ironic because we were playing checkers.
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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers
throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic.
Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad...
We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.
I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.
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Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS?
A: Kind of ironic that they're now being attacked by 72 virgins
My grandmother was a cancer, ironic how she died.
She was killed by a giant crab.
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It's quite ironic that "s**..."…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
My grandmother was born under the sign of Cancer, which is ironic
because last week she actually got killed by a giant crab.
in the song 'ironic' from Alanis Morissette, there is no line that is ironic
... Isn't that ironic?
I find it ironic that the colours red white and blue stand for freedom
Until they're flashing behind you
What's a cruelly ironic name for a man with spectrophobia?
Amir.
Isn't It Ironic?
My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.
Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
What's the most ironic food?
Chili
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I'm like God's gift to women...
...if God was attending an ironic white elephant gift exchange.
One direction have gone their seperate ways,
Isn't that ironic!
What is the ironic part of medical school?
It's bad for your health.
My mother was a Cancer, which is ironic.
Since she was actually killed by a giant crab.
I was bullied...
When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.
It's ironic...
How most people use the word "ironic" improperly.
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It's ironic that Baby Boomers call Millennials narcissists
When their parents referred to themselves as **The Greatest Generation**.
I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal...
it was ironic.
What's the most ironic thing about being a little person?
It's hard to fit in.
[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.
It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water
Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive
What is the most ironic name for a fat man?
Jim
The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams...
but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.
The ironic thing about the James Gunn situation
I am seeing a lot of conservatives being anti Gunn
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What do you call a ironic judgmental hippopotamus?
Hippo-critic.
(Lol this s**... but I just thought of it)
Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt.
A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.
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Ironically, w**... and Buzz ...
were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.
The end of liFe is ironic.
If you know even a bit of chemistry, you'll get it.
What's more ironic than waking up tired?
Dying in the living room.
It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements
Then over dosed on Coke
The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died.
He was eaten by a large crab.
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Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.
My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want - say first
Bulgarian.
The second man says - My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!
Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, - My son is die at birth. For
him, struggle is over.
Wow! You are win us - say others. But all are feel sad.
here is something morbidly ironic
my grandmother uh she was a cancer and she was actually killed by a giant crab
Know what's ironic?
A computer asking me if I'm a robot.
It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles
is called "Reddit"
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Has anyone else noticed that s**...
Is No parts backwards. How ironic
Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain
Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.
Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,
which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.
My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.
It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.
What's ironic about having a left handed pen
It's for righting.
Thereʻs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.
It's normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.
"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters
Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters
My friend told me that I don't understand irony
Which itself was ironic because it was a Wednesday
You know you're a hipster when...
You iron your non-iron shirts just to be ironic.
It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes
And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic...
He got was eaten by a giant crab.
My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London
which is ironic as her name is Britney
Why is it ironic that Jesus was a Carpenter?
Because his name are the two words that you say right after you hit your thumb with a hammer.
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Wanna know what's ironic?
A blind racist
