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113 ironic jokes and hilarious ironic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ironic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores various types of ironic jokes, from humorous paradoxes to chauvinistic observations. Learn about different styles of ironic humor, such as ironic Covid jokes, ironic doctor jokes, ironic Halloween jokes, ironic love jokes, and the Ironman paradox.

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Funniest Ironic Short Jokes

Short ironic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ironic humour may include short irony jokes also.

  1. What weigh more? 50kg of Iron or a 50kg woman? The woman. They always lie about their weight.
  2. The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
  3. So I heard that the hacker "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
  4. So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS ... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
  5. It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
  6. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.
    PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.
  7. My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony... ...which was ironic because we were at a train station
  8. My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
  9. The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is... If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
  10. A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.

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Ironic One Liners

Which ironic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ironic? I can suggest the ones about sarcastic and humorous.

  1. The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
  2. Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
  3. Shouldn't Iron man be a woman? After all he is a Fe-Male.
  4. My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
  5. Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.
  6. What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
  7. Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
  8. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
  9. Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
  10. If Iron Man and the silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys
  11. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
  12. I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted
  13. What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
  14. What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
  15. Why does everyone in the MCU wear wrinkled shirts? Because they lost their Iron, Man.

Ironic Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny ironic love jokes and even better ironic love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood.
  • We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place
    We found Stark in an iron case
    We found Hulk in some gamma rays
    We found Thor punching Lokis face
  • What kind of scientist loves LiFe? One with Lithium and Iron.
  • At college football games, there's advertisements everywhere. Companies love presenting moments of the game. Though it was ironic seeing Planned Parenthood presenting the "Delivery of the Game."
  • quazimodo comes home to find his Mrs with the wok out. "ooh Chinese for tea is it love?" He asked.
    "No, I'm ironing one of your shirts" She replied.
  • this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.
  • An iron rule of a leader – make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.
  • I loved Wall-E. The characters were organic. How Ironic.

Ironic Doctor Jokes

Here is a list of funny ironic doctor jokes and even better ironic doctor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the doctor say to Jesus? You need to get more iron in your body.
  • My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
  • Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.
    It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee
  • My Doctor said I needed more Vitamin D and Iron in my Diet So now I blow Iron Man on the reg.
  • I won't be struck by lightning My doctor told me I had iron deficiency
  • Why did Tony Stark need to see a doctor? He didn't have enough iron in his blood.
  • My favorite doctor died... ...Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself.
Ironic joke, My favorite doctor died...

Ironic Humor Jokes

Here is a list of funny ironic humor jokes and even better ironic humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Amy Schumer rhymes with humor How ironic
Ironic joke, Amy Schumer rhymes with humor

Charming Humor Ironic Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about ironic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tragic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ironic pranks.

Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.

hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?

Rick s**... is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...

Which is kind of ironic — that s**... can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

A friend told me that I don't understand irony...

... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)

So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer.

which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab...

My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died.

He got attacked by a giant crab.

My mate says I don't understand irony...

Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Its not a profession.

Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'

Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor?

Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again.

Two hipsters walked into a bar...

The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic.

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...

she was attacked by a giant crab

How ironic is it...

to die in the living room?

My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died.

He was attacked by a giant crab.

My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.

She got eaten by a giant crab.

My girlfriends star sign

My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died
She got beaten to death by a giant crab

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.

Mauled to death by a giant crab.

My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.

Attacked by a giant crab.

So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant...

Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.

Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency

That would be ironic.

My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really.

She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.

My friend told me I don't understand irony.

Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.

I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it

I thought that was pretty ironic.

My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word "ironic" to describe situations in her life.

It's pretty ironic.

I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells

Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers

throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..."

"That she was killed by a giant crab."

Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic.

Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.

After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad...

We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.

My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.

I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.

Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS?

A: Kind of ironic that they're now being attacked by 72 virgins

My grandmother was a cancer, ironic how she died.

She was killed by a giant crab.

It's quite ironic that "s**..."…

…backwards, spells 'no parts'…

My grandmother was born under the sign of Cancer, which is ironic

because last week she actually got killed by a giant crab.

My ex wife's star sign was Cancer, quite ironic considering how she died...

...Eaten by a giant crab 🦀
Note: not my joke, not sure where I heard it

My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic...

She was killed by a giant crab.

Isn't It Ironic?

My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic...

She got killed by a giant crab.

Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.

Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant.

Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.

I was bullied...

When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.

It's ironic...

How most people use the word "ironic" improperly.

I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal...

it was ironic.

[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel.

My friend told me that I didn't understand how to use irony.

It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.

My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died.

He was eaten by a giant crab.

What is the most ironic name for a fat man?

Jim

The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams...

but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.

Ironically, w**... and Buzz ...

were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.

It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...

... unless they're flashing behind you.

My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died

from being crushed by a giant crab.

It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died.

He was eaten by a large crab.

Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.

My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want - say first
Bulgarian.
The second man says - My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!
Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, - My son is die at birth. For
him, struggle is over.
Wow! You are win us - say others. But all are feel sad.

So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida

Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.

Know what's ironic?

A computer asking me if I'm a robot.

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

My friend told me that I just don't understand irony.

Which was ironic, because we were stood at a bus stop when he told me.

Has anyone else noticed that s**...

Is No parts backwards. How ironic

Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain

Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.

Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,

which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.

The adjective for metal is metallic .

The adjective for metal is metallic .
But that's not the case for iron , which is ironic.

My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.

It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.

You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandma's zodiac sign was Cancer.

She was killed... by a giant crab.

"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters

Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters

My friend told me that I don't understand irony

Which itself was ironic because it was a Wednesday

You know you're a hipster when...

You iron your non-iron shirts just to be ironic.

My friend said that I don't understand irony...

... which is ironic because we were at the bus stop at the time.

It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes

And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.

I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic...

He got was eaten by a giant crab.

My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London

which is ironic as her name is Britney

Why is it ironic that Jesus was a Carpenter?

Because his name are the two words that you say right after you hit your thumb with a hammer.

Wanna know what's ironic?

A blind racist

Ironic joke, Wanna know what's ironic?

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