The Best 56 Ironic Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Ironic jokes. There are some ironic cynical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ironic coincidentally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Ironic Jokes and Puns
The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant
Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.
hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?
Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...
Which is kind of ironic — that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.
So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer.
which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab...
My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died.
He got attacked by a giant crab.
My mate says I don't understand irony...
Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor?
Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again.
My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...
she was attacked by a giant crab
How ironic is it...
to die in the living room?
My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died.
He was attacked by a giant crab.
It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
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I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists
I am conflicted
So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...
Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!
My girlfriends star sign
My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died
She got beaten to death by a giant crab
My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.
Mauled to death by a giant crab.
My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.
Attacked by a giant crab.
So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS
... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant...
Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop.
Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency
That would be ironic.
My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really.
She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.
My friend told me I don't understand irony.
Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died
She was eaten by a giant crab
My friend told me I don't know what irony is...
Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
[NSFW] You know what's ironic?
That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes.
I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells
Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers
throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..."
"That she was killed by a giant crab."
Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic.
Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
My girlfriend often accuses me of telling sexist, condescending jokes that target women.
I've explained to her those jokes are actually ironic jabs at the current state of post-modern feminism, designed to highlight societal double standards across genders.
So she needn't worry her pretty little head about it.
Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS?
A: Kind of ironic that they're now being attacked by 72 virgins
It's quite ironic that "strap on"…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
My friend told me that I don't understand the meaning of irony...
...which was ironic because we were at a train station
My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic...
She was killed by a giant crab.
Isn't It Ironic?
My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic...
She got killed by a giant crab.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.
Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
I was bullied...
When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn't do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who "couldn't stand up for himself" and I think that's ironic considering it all.
I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal...
it was ironic.
Why is Communism one of the most ironic words?
It's Capitalized
My friend told me that I didn't understand how to use irony.
It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.
My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died.
He was eaten by a giant crab.
Ironically, Woody and Buzz ...
were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.
It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...
... unless they're flashing behind you.
My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died
from being crushed by a giant crab.
It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements
Then over dosed on Coke
The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died.
He was eaten by a large crab.
So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida
Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.
Know what's ironic?
A computer asking me if I'm a robot.
Has anyone else noticed that strap on
Is No parts backwards. How ironic
Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain
Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,
which is ironic.
Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,
which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.
The adjective for metal is metallic .
The adjective for metal is metallic .
But that's not the case for iron , which is ironic.
My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.
It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.
You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandma's zodiac sign was Cancer.
She was killed... by a giant crab.
What's ironic about having a left handed pen
It's for righting.
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