Ironic Doctor Jokes
22 ironic doctor jokes and hilarious ironic doctor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ironic doctor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Ironic Doctor Short Jokes
Short ironic doctor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ironic doctor humour may include short ironic jokes also.
- My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
- Did you here about that Leg Doctor He shattered his entire left leg and had to get a metal replacement.
It was a really bad case of Iron-Knee - My Doctor said I needed more Vitamin D and Iron in my Diet So now I blow Iron Man on the reg.
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Ironic Doctor One Liners
Which ironic doctor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ironic doctor? I can suggest the ones about bad doctor and ironic love.
- What did the doctor say to Jesus? You need to get more iron in your body.
- I won't be struck by lightning My doctor told me I had iron deficiency
- Why did Tony Stark need to see a doctor? He didn't have enough iron in his blood.
- My favorite doctor died... ...Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself.
Ironic Doctor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ironic doctor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doctor strange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ironic doctor pranks.
A man went into the doctors with both ears severely burned...
The doctor said 'Christ man, how did you manage that?!'
The man replied 'Well, I was doing the ironing when I suddenly heard the phone ring. I can't believe that I did this, but I accidentally pressed the iron to my ear instead of the phone!'
The doctor thought for a moment and said 'that explains one ear, but how did you burn the other one?'
The man replied 'Well, I burned that one trying to call an ambulance!'
A guy walks into work...
And both ears are bandaged.
The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss responds "we'll that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
And the guy responds "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
My grandfather told me this one
Doctor: "so tell me, how did you burn your ear?"
Patient: "I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone I put the iron to my ear"
Doctor: "so how did your other ear burn?"
Patient: "well I had to call an ambulance didn't I?"
Johnny burned both of his ears
Johnny burned both of his ears. So the doctor asked him at the hospital how it happened.
Johnny: I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang. So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear.
Doctor: How the heck did you burn the other ear?
Johnny: They called back.
A guy walks into his office with both his ears bandaged up
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, What happened to your ears?
He says, Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron.
The boss says, Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?
He says, Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!
A blonde goes to the doctors and both of her ears are red...
The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
She replies, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"
"The s**... called back."
A man had bandages on both ears
His friend asked what happened to your ears?
The man said I was ironing my clothes and then the phone rang so without thinking I pressed the hot iron to my ear.
Oh no that sounds terrible! But then why do you have bandages on both ears?
Well the burn was quite painful so I figured I should call the doctor
A man visit the doctor with terrible burn marks on his ears
A man visits the doctor to look at the burn marks on his ears.
How did you manage to get these burns? the doctor asks.
I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang, and in my haste I put the iron up to my ear. the man replies.
But you burnt both of them! the doctor says confused.
Well I had to call an ambulance!
Three expectant mothers
Are in the doctors waiting room knitting. The first takes a pill and the other two look over at her "iron so baby will be nice and healthy" she tells the other two. Not to be out done the second takes one too "calcium so baby grows up strong". The last also takes one "thalidomide, because I've not learnt how to knit arms yet"
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.
She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"
The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The s**... called again!"
One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, "What happened?" The blonde said, "Well, I was ironing my husband's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!" The doctor replied, "What about the other half?" The blonde answered, "They called back."