Ironi Jokes
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Funniest Ironi Short Jokes
Short ironi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ironi humour may include short sarcastic jokes also.
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- Human drinks a vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."
- Isn't It Ironic? My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
- A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.'
The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.' - My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time.
- My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means. It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.
- What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today) Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.
He said he didn't like change. - My friend told me that I don't understand irony Which itself was ironic because it was a Wednesday
- I pointed out that my wife was pressing a no-wrinkle shirt, but she didn't appreciate the irony.
- I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.
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Ironi One Liners
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- Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated ?
- Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony.
- Irony: Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated - My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony.
- There are 3 things that I love: The Oxford Comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
- What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly
- What do you call it when a Russian emperor uses irony to mock someone? Tsarcasm
- I spilled a glass of water the other day If that's not irony, then I don't know what is.
- There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony.
- What does a rusty can of spray-on rust remover smell like? Irony.
- I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma.
- I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today. I was floored by the irony.
- What's irony? 15 year old mothers having a protection case for their IPhone
- The irony of 2020 Was that no one could have seen it coming.
- I live alone, so I am ironing my own clothes Oh, the irony.
Cheerful Fun Ironi Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about ironi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sarcasm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ironi pranks.
What's ironic about a casual screw?
He nuts and bolts
It's ironic the character's name is Luke Skywalker...
He never walks on any skies, but he does spend the majority of the series "hand solo."
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Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.
hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?
How ironic is it...
to die in the living room?
this is ironic
apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.
It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
You know what would be ironic?
If People were made of irons.
It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating
...to win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps
What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: they're always talking about God.
What's the most ironic movie of the nineteen eighties?
Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
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So, being ironically s**... is funny...
But being an Ironic Sociopathic m**... is still being a m**...? I'll never get people sometimes.
After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed,
I still can't believe it hung itself though.
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It's ironic that pregnant people have to order v**... drinks.
You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub?
She was taking swimming lessons at that time
Ironically
Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'.
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The wonderful world of Ironi
"Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco" - Hispanic colleague
I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it
I thought that was pretty ironic.
An ironic joke walks into a bar, orders a beer, and sits down
Bartender says hey! We're straight talkers here... no irony allowed.
Ironic joke says well that's fine then, because I just want a beer.
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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers
throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
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It's quite ironic that "s**..."…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
You know what's ironic?
That it is paradoxical, incongruous and sardonic that no one knows what the word means.
It's ironic that people with club feet...
...are not very good dancers
What's the most ironic food?
Chili
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the ironic thing about SCHOOL SHOOTINGs...
America never Learns from them. I mean if there's anywhere to learn a friggin lesson it's in a school!
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What's the most ironic thing about an incel?
When he grows up, he goes "in cell," where he gets s**... every day.
What is the ironic part of medical school?
It's bad for your health.
It's ironic...
How most people use the word "ironic" improperly.
Ironic isn't it? Darth Maul and Count Dooku died nearly the same way...
But one was just "ahead" of the other
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It's ironic that Baby Boomers call Millennials narcissists
When their parents referred to themselves as **The Greatest Generation**.
Isn't it ironic that April Fool's is the same day as Easter?
You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton?
You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.
What's the most ironic thing about being a little person?
It's hard to fit in.
[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.
What's the most ironic organization name in the country?
Autism *Speaks*
What is the most ironic name for a fat man?
Jim
The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams...
but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.
The ironic thing about the James Gunn situation
I am seeing a lot of conservatives being anti Gunn
Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...
barely has any movement at all?
What's ironic?
A transformer disquised as an iron clothes iron.
It's ironic...
Most anti-vax mothers are actually vaccinated.
Which, depending on what you believe, might explain their autism.
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Ironically, w**... and Buzz ...
were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.
What's more ironic than waking up tired?
Dying in the living room.
It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...
... unless they're flashing behind you.
It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements
Then over dosed on Coke
It's ironic that rain on your wedding day is a poor example of irony.
And a free ride when you've already paid isn't any better.
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It's ironic that chili is hot
**and not chilly**
Know what's ironic?
A computer asking me if I'm a robot.
What's ironic about having a left handed pen
It's for righting.
Thereʻs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.
It's normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.
The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is...
If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes
And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
Why is it ironic that Jesus was a Carpenter?
Because his name are the two words that you say right after you hit your thumb with a hammer.
