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- What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
- What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man" Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
- What do Iron man and sarah palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
- Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
- What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.
- Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"
- Why did Iron Man become a trans woman? Because she realized she was Fe-male!
- What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common? They have both had a Downey Junior Inside of them
- Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess... ...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.
- A man saw his wife wearing nothing. What are you doing? he said. It's the emperor's new cloth. she replied. You should iron it first.
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Iron Man One Liners
Which iron man one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iron man? I can suggest the ones about tony stark and captain america.
- Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
- Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
- Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
- What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
- Why does everyone in the MCU wear wrinkled shirts? Because they lost their Iron, Man.
- Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
- What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
- Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit
- What do you call dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora
I'll see myself out. - What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
- I found a knock-off Iron Man It was called Female.
- What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel.
- Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic.
- What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man.
- Why was Spider-man's suit wrinkled? Because he lost his iron, man.
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What funny jokes about iron man you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marvel superhero jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iron man pranks.
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Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having s**... with Iron Man.
Police are called to a home to fins man standing over the lifeless body of a woman with a five iron in his hand.
The police ask, "is that your wife?"
"Yes" says the man.
"Did you kill her with that golf club?"
"Yes" says the man sobbing and then dropping the club.
"How many times did you hit her?"
The man says, "five, six or seven times. But put me down for a five."
"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart ". Does that mean Iron Man is the most beautiful person on earth?
What is Iron Man's least favorite operating system?
ThanOS
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A plane is about to c**....
(Don't know if this is a repost. If it is, I didn't know.)
The pilot of a plane tells the passengers that the plane is going down.
A woman frantically gets up from her chair and announces, "All my life, I've never made sweet passionate love with a man. Before I die, I want someone to really make me feel like a woman."
Just then, a handsome man gets up from his chair. He walks down the aisle to the woman, removes his shirt,
and asks her to iron it.
A plane above the ocean is crashing
A woman in this plane knew she was going to die so she got up and shouted "Before I die I want someone to make me feel like a woman"
A couple rows down a man got up, took off his shirt and said "Here iron this"
The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke)
My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller
How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?
Iron, man.
My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...
Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King?
A:iron rings!
Q: What does iron man do in his spare time?
A: Iron clothes...
Why should only women Iron?
Because a man with an iron is a Fe Male
^^^^Sorry ^^^^for ^^^^the ^^^^Sexism
What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?
A bit of a Downey
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A train is about to c**...!
A frantic v**... strips off and says can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?! So a man takes off his clothes & says, iron these!
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Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.
Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?
He has rust issues.
why does iron man act like a girl?
he's a Fe male.
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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?
Stark n**....
What is Iron Man when he bumps into Mandarin at EDC
Stark raving mad
Why is Iron Man Italian?
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
What do you get when you cross iron man and Matthew Broderick?
Ferrous Bueller
Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today.
He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: "Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."
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I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman.
I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male.
A man walks into a bar
His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".
I heard they were considering having Tony Hawk take over the role of Iron Man.
Sounds like stunt casting to me, honestly.
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What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's s**... on a helium balloon?
He fe he fe he fe.
FEmale
The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)
What is Iron Man's favorite month?
FE-bruary
Thanks :D
Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios®.
Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?
Stop hitting yourself.
Why do Feminists Like Iron Man?
Because he is FeMale.
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An old woman wants to make love to her husband.
She shows up completely n**... while he is watching TV. The man says: 'What are you doing?'. She answers with: 'I am wearing the Dress Of Love, do you like it?'. He thinks a little while and replies: 'You know, it might have looked better if you ironed it first'.
How did Superman turn into Iron man?
The Man of Steel went on a low-carb diet.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One's a Fe-Male, and the other's a woman in a power suit.
Where does Iron Man live?
Iron know.
My worst nightmare was when I was trapped in a pitch-black room with Iron Man.
It would've been fine, but I'm afraid of the Stark...
Febreeze
Two men were urban exploring in the ruins of Detroit on a windy day. As they walked past the old factories, one man smelled a strange smell.
He said to his friend, "This smells like rusting iron.".
His friend replies, "I agree, it smells like FeBREEZE."
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I told Iron Man to break a leg, he tripped and broke his leg.
Oh the iron knee.
Note: I'm r**... and don't know 100% what irony is so this might make no sense.
The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.
So much ironknee
What's a cruelly ironic name for a man with spectrophobia?
Amir.
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How does Iron man spice up his s**... life?
With Pepper.
Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"
"Your parents when you move out."
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?
Pony Park
Who is the most gender confused superhero?
Tony Stark, because he identifies himself as Iron Man when actually he's a *fe*male.
what the deadliest way by which iron man can die?
What was Iron Man's High School nickname?
Ferrous Bueller.
What do Iron Man's suit and the small bus have in common?
They both transport Downey jr.
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I needed a woman e**... to attend an event but I couldnt find one
So I had my buddy dress up as Iron Man, that way he was Fe male.
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A man, that gets drunk almost every night, sees his friend while walking.
This one notices that the drunk guy has both ears burned and very injured, so he asks:
"How did it happen?"
The other night my wife left the iron on, then someone called me, and I took accidentally the iron instead of the telephone.
Oh...That s**.... And the left ear?
The idiot called again.
Why does Iron Man like to show off his outfit?
It's a steel!
Iron Man...
is a FeMale.
My Doctor said I needed more Vitamin D and Iron in my Diet
So now I blow Iron Man on the reg.
So how did you all think Spider-man held up as a sidekick to Iron Man?
I really thought there's a Stark contrast between the two
What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?
Steve, Roger that?
What if Iron Man put the face of Adam Savage onto the Hulkbuster suit?
That means it's now the Mythbuster.
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Shouldn't Iron man be a woman?
After all he is a Fe-Male.
Why did Iron Man go to a magnet school?
I don't know, he must be exceptionality talented in arts or something...
If Iron Man were the household appliance, his alter ego would be Tony Starch. #ShowerThoughts
What did Iron-Man say when Spider-Man came out as gay?
"Huh, I didn't think you swang that way"
Why couldnt Iron Man take off his suit?
Because he's Tony Stuck.
What is the most ironic name for a fat man?
Jim
A plane gets struck by lightning
A plane is struck by lightning. A woman screams, "I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes of life to be meaningful. Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up and says. "I can make you feel like a woman." He starts to walk up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt, and whispers, "Iron this."
Why was Captain America anemic?
He wasn't getting enough iron, man.
"Lol" - Magneto, when he sees Iron Man turn up for a fight
What's Iron Man's Favorite Color?
rgb(254, 254, 254).
What happens when Iron Man goes on vacation?
He gets rusty
Nobody really knew what Stalin acted like behind closed doors
No luck with windows either, the man had some Iron Curtains
What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"
The Toxic Avenger.
What do you get when you put iron man at the bottom of the sea and take away his suit?
Robert Drowny Jr!
