Iron Jokes
167 iron jokes and hilarious iron puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iron that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love funny low-iron jokes? This article has the best collection of puns and wordplay about all things iron-related, from pumpin' iron to a waffle iron to cast iron to a 1 iron – even a curling iron or a corrugated iron sheet. Whether you're an Avenger, an Ironman, or a fan of potassium-rich foods, you'll love these iron jokes!
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Short iron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iron humour may include short steel jokes also.
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
- The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is... If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
- A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.
- What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command.
- What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man" Iron man stops bad guys. Aluminum man foils their plans.
- My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.
- It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom... ... unless they're flashing behind you.
- I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
I guess it's true what they say:
"Once you go black, you never go back" - What do Iron man and sarah palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
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Iron One Liners
Which iron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iron? I can suggest the ones about metal and ferrous.
- The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
- Iron Man is a very confusing character. I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.
- My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
- Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.
- What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron
- Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
- Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
- I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted
- What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
- What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
- Why does everyone in the MCU wear wrinkled shirts? Because they lost their Iron, Man.
- What element make up life? Lithium and Iron
- Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Iron Man Jokes
Here is a list of funny iron man jokes and even better iron man puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
- What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
- Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit
- What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora
I'll see myself out. - What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
- I found a knock-off Iron Man It was called Female.
- What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel.
- Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic.
- Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero... Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
- What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man.
Cast Iron Jokes
Here is a list of funny cast iron jokes and even better cast iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
- Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
- We were talking about cast iron pans and my brain sprang into disfunction I like my women like my cast iron cookware.
Black, thick and covered in oil. - What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
- I heard they were considering having Tony Hawk take over the role of Iron Man. Sounds like stunt casting to me, honestly.
- What's a pan that likes to go fishing? A cast iron.
(Pretty sure a million people have said this joke before but I suddenly thought of it the other day) - George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
- What's black and hard? Cast iron.
Iron Deficiency Jokes
Here is a list of funny iron deficiency jokes and even better iron deficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
- What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills? Ferrous Bueller
- My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
- Iron deficiency gang please stand up >!not too fast though.!<
- What do you call a golfer who hasn't enough clubs? Iron deficient.
- My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm low on iron My buddy told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty other deficiency."
- What do you have when you haven't see any Iron Man movies? An iron deficiency
- I won't be struck by lightning My doctor told me I had iron deficiency
1 Iron Jokes
Here is a list of funny 1 iron jokes and even better 1 iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron
- Did you hear that you can buy iron and carbon for the price of just 1 alloy? What a steel!
- Golfing in a Thunderstorm What should you do if it starts to thunder while you are playing golf?
Get out your 1 iron and hold it up to the sky, because even god can't hit a 1 iron. - It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating ...to win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps
- There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones.
2. Lists.
3. Ironical.
Low Iron Jokes
Here is a list of funny low iron jokes and even better low iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level To help her, I've raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
- Low iron gang rise! But not too quickly
- How did Superman turn into Iron man? The Man of Steel went on a low-carb diet.
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The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at s**... than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Helen: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.
hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?
Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?
Because they're hard to iron.
2 "black" questions that aren't racist.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A plane above the ocean is crashing
A woman in this plane knew she was going to die so she got up and shouted "Before I die I want someone to make me feel like a woman"
A couple rows down a man got up, took off his shirt and said "Here iron this"
A guy walks into work...
And both ears are bandaged.
The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss responds "we'll that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
And the guy responds "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
How ironic is it...
to die in the living room?
What's irony?
15 year old mothers having a protection case for their IPhone
Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?
They do not sew
How do hair stylists get in shape?
Curling Iron.
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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?
Stark n**....
What do you get when you cross iron man and Matthew Broderick?
Ferrous Bueller
Why do we need iron in our diets?
Because it's good ferrous.
Did you hear about the clown who refined iron?
He smelt funny
Why can't iron oxide get a date?
Porque es FeO
Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
I gave my russian wife a shirt..
but all she did was iron curtains.
PS: Found a similar comment.
My parents were in the iron and steel industry...
My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.
ilove my family...
For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.
My daughter received an iPod for hers.
For my birthday, I was pleased to receive an iPad.
My mother was given an iMac for her birthday.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon. And that's when the fight started…
Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it
I thought that was pretty ironic.
What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future?
Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.
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I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today.
Her f**... will be this saturday.
A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital
She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.
"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'hello?'"
"But what happened to your other ear?"
"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"
My whole family loves iron
It runs in our blood.
What do you call a line of iron cats?
A Feline...
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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers
throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
Why did Stalin go to Bed Bath & Beyond?
He needed an iron curtain
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I told Iron Man to break a leg, he tripped and broke his leg.
Oh the iron knee.
Note: I'm r**... and don't know 100% what irony is so this might make no sense.
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It's quite ironic that "s**..."…
…backwards, spells 'no parts'…
If Ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up
They would be alloys
"Do Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking."-Oliver Cromwell
Tried this on my girlfriend, now I'm going to jail.
Isn't It Ironic?
My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.
Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"
"Your parents when you move out."
John: Carl, why do you have a bandage on your ear?
Carl: I was ironing my shirts and my phone rang. I picked up the iron instead of the the phone and burned my ear.
John: I get that. But why do you have a bandage on the other ear?
Carl: Well, the phone rang again.
What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Fe-breeze
There is at least one great philosophy in each of Brad Bird's films
The Incredibles: "When everyone's special, nobody is."
Ratatouille: "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere."
The Iron Giant: "Screw our country, I want to live."
Iron Man...
is a FeMale.
I can't place iron objects next to each other...
I'm allergic to Fe lines.
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Shouldn't Iron man be a woman?
After all he is a Fe-Male.
[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.
My husband cheated
I caught my husband cheating. I'm not going to lie, I didn't handle it in the most mature way possible. I threw an iron at him and took quite a bit of money from him.
Then later we had a heart to heart and decided never to play Monopoly again. Lesson learned.
What is the most ironic name for a fat man?
Jim
What do you call it when touching iron or copper makes you break out in hives?
A metallurgy
What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common?
They have both had a Downey Junior Inside of them
The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams...
but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.
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How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron
With a KNiFe
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Ironically, w**... and Buzz ...
were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.
It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements
Then over dosed on Coke
What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself?
Li-Fe
Know what's ironic?
A computer asking me if I'm a robot.
My grandfather told me this one
Doctor: "so tell me, how did you burn your ear?"
Patient: "I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone I put the iron to my ear"
Doctor: "so how did your other ear burn?"
Patient: "well I had to call an ambulance didn't I?"
Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning,
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"
Before leaving for a battle, King Arthur puts a strong iron chastity belt on his wife Guinevere and entrusts the key to his most loyal knight, Eddie. Then King Arthur departs.
Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."
I played Frisbee golf today...
Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.
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