The Best 91 Iron Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Iron Jokes and Puns

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Helen: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

What weighs more? 50kg of Iron or a 50kg woman?

The woman. They always lie about their weight.

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he's a guy but he could've been Fe Male.

A plane is about to crash...

A plane is going down and about to crash when a woman suddenly leaps from her seat and screams,"If I'm going to die, I want to feel like a woman before I do!" She rips all her clothes off and screams,"Who here is man enough to make me feel like a true woman?"

A man stands up and calmly says OK. He unbuttons his shirt, takes it off, hands it to her and says,"Here. Iron this."

jokes about iron

Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who.

hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

2 "black" questions that aren't racist.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Iron joke, 2 "black" questions that aren't racist.

A plane above the ocean is crashing

A woman in this plane knew she was going to die so she got up and shouted "Before I die I want someone to make me feel like a woman"

A couple rows down a man got up, took off his shirt and said "Here iron this"

Can you think of something more ironic than being a gay chiropractor?

Choosing a career in which your job is to make people straight again.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

As airplanes about to crash...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A guy walks into work...

And both ears are bandaged.
The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss responds "we'll that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
And the guy responds "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

How ironic is it...

to die in the living room?

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces

They would become alloys

Iron joke, If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.

If Silver Surfer and Iron man...

If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

A plane was going down....

A plane was going down and the captain said to the passengers "I'm sorry everyone we are going to crash in a few minutes" The passengers looked at each other in fear. One woman got out of her seat and yelled "Before I die I want a man to make me feel like a real woman!" a man a few rows back got out of his seat and said "I will!" she smiled and ran up to him. He then took his shirt off and said "Here, iron this"

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

Iron Man is a super hero...

Iron woman is a command.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What's black and screams

Stevie wonder answering the iron

Iron joke, What's black and screams

Most people don't realize that Iron Man..

Is a Fe-male.

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up.

They'd be strong alloys.

Johnny burned both of his ears

Johnny burned both of his ears. So the doctor asked him at the hospital how it happened.

Johnny: I was ironing my shirt and the phone rang. So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear.
Doctor: How the heck did you burn the other ear?

Johnny: They called back.

I recently came out as pansexual.

But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.

I guess it's true what they say:

"Once you go black, you never go back"

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency

That would be ironic.

Iron Man is technically a FEmale.

I will downvote myself on the way out....

My parents were in the iron and steel industry...

My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.

What is the gender of Iron Man?

Fe Male

A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital

She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.

"What in the world happened to you?" she asked.

"It was the craziest thing," said the blonde. "I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'hello?'"

"But what happened to your other ear?"

"I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?"

Never iron a four leaf clover...

You don't want to press your luck.

My whole family loves iron

It runs in our blood.

A plane was about to crash, and a woman stood up, took off her top, and exclaimed "Before this plane goes down, is there a man on board who will make me feel like a woman before I die!?"

A man stood up, took off his shirt and threw it at her, and said

"Here, iron this!"

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.

Yep. I do that.

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers

throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

A plane is about to crash

A female passenger gets up and frantically announces, "if I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "here iron this."

It's quite ironic that "strap on"…

…backwards, spells 'no parts'…

What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin?

Fe-male

Why can't two women play monopoly together?

There's only one iron.

If Ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up

They would be alloys

Isn't It Ironic?

My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

What's Iron Man's gender?

FeMale

Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

"Your parents when you move out."

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

A man went into the doctors with both ears severely burned...

The doctor said 'Christ man, how did you manage that?!'

The man replied 'Well, I was doing the ironing when I suddenly heard the phone ring. I can't believe that I did this, but I accidentally pressed the iron to my ear instead of the phone!'

The doctor thought for a moment and said 'that explains one ear, but how did you burn the other one?'

The man replied 'Well, I burned that one trying to call an ambulance!'

Shouldn't Iron man be a woman?

After all he is a Fe-Male.

My husband cheated

I caught my husband cheating. I'm not going to lie, I didn't handle it in the most mature way possible. I threw an iron at him and took quite a bit of money from him.

Then later we had a heart to heart and decided never to play Monopoly again. Lesson learned.

What happened when tge Silver Surfer met Iron Man?

They became alloys!

What is Ironman underneath the suit?

Stark naked.

How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron

With a KNiFe

Ironically, Woody and Buzz ...

were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.

It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...

... unless they're flashing behind you.

Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero...

Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male

It's ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

Know what's ironic?

A computer asking me if I'm a robot.

My grandfather told me this one

Doctor: "so tell me, how did you burn your ear?"


Patient: "I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone I put the iron to my ear"

Doctor: "so how did your other ear burn?"

Patient: "well I had to call an ambulance didn't I?"

What do you call a man made out of iron

A Fe-male

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

Irony:

Hyphenated

​

Non-hyphenated

The adjective for metal is metallic .

The adjective for metal is metallic .

But that's not the case for iron , which is ironic.

The wife told me the cat had to be chipped.

I only have a nine iron but i still got it over the shed

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.



PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.

The maid asked for a raise

[Long]

The maid asked for a raise. The woman asked her why.

Maid : "For three reasons. Number 1, I iron clothes better than you."

Woman : "Who said that?"

Maid : "Your husband said that"

Woman : "Oh"

Maid : "Secondly, I cook better than you"

Woman : " Who said that?"

Maid : "Your husband"

Woman : "Oh"

Maid : "And the third reason is that I am better at sex than you"

Woman : "Did my husband said that too?"

Maid : "No, the gardener did."

The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is...

If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

My grandfather once boasted he could hit a man between the buttocks from 200 yards with iron sights

That's quite the crack shot

Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron...

...they say it's a terrible ore deal.

(An ore-ful joke, I know.)

Why does everyone in the MCU wear wrinkled shirts?

Because they lost their Iron, Man.

It's ironic that Thelma and Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes

And then die at the end because of their terrible driving.

When I'm stressed, I like to iron my clothes

It's a great way to let off steam.

Oh the irony?

On 2/02/22, both Groundhog Day and the US State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

One involves the meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication .

The other involves a groundhog

Iron Man is a superhero.

"Iron Woman" is a sexist command

What is the difference between Aluminum-man and Iron man?

Aluminum-man will try to foil your plans.

You should never iron a four leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?

Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.

Wizard: He has spells?

Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset... She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

What is another way of saying iron man?

Fe Male

Why is buying raw iron such a pain in the ass?

I don't know. It's just a real ore deal.

How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips?

She was trying to read the waffle iron.

I found a knock-off Iron Man

It was called Female.

Why do Russian officials keep falling out of windows lately?

Because they no longer have the iron curtain.

What is black and screams real loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Yesterday, the Laundry Pressers Union walked off the job in the middle of their shift.

They wanted to strike while the iron was hot.

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