Iron Curtain Jokes
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How do you make your wife scream after s**...?
Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
Why did Stalin go to Bed Bath & Beyond?
He needed an iron curtain
I gave my russian wife a shirt..
but all she did was iron curtains.
PS: Found a similar comment.
Why do Russian officials keep falling out of windows lately?
Because they no longer have the iron curtain.
Nobody really knew what Stalin acted like behind closed doors
No luck with windows either, the man had some Iron Curtains
What is the difference between the USSR in the Cold War and the US now.
Our Iron Curtain is brick and it's becoming real.
Where does Lenin take his showers?
Behind the Iron Curtain!
A 'Cold War' joke I tought up today...
It's early September, 1984. Children around the world are going back to school. Despite living on opposing sides of the Iron Curtain, two Mathematics teachers, one in the United States and the other in the Soviet Union, ask their respective classes the same question.
"OK class." Said the American teacher, "If I had three oranges, and I divided them fairly between four children, how many oranges would each child receive?"
Most of the children in his class answered with pretty much the same thing. "It's easy." Replied the class, "One child gets two oranges, the second gets a half, the third gets an eighth, the fourth gets nothing, and we keep the rest to throw at our enemies."
On the other side of the world, in Russia, the Soviet teacher asks the same to her own class.
"Students." She asked, "If I had three oranges, and had to distribute them fairly to four children, how many oranges will each child have?"
The Russian class asked their teacher "What are oranges?"
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