Irma Jokes
43 irma jokes and hilarious irma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Irma Short Jokes
Short irma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irma humour may include short drought jokes also.
- We need to start giving hurricanes arab names Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate
- Irma has been blowing all over the city for a few weeks now. But enough about your mom, let me tell you about the weather.
- No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live. The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.
- Hurricane Irma Right now Irma is signaling for a left turn.
But it's Florida so, you know, you can't really be sure whats going to happen. - Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
- Why doesn't Trump care about Irma? She's a 5 at best.
(Sorry if someone else said this, but I've been ducking away from the storm and not paying much attention to the sub) - A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma. Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!" - Do you know why Irma quit wreaking havoc? She just gave up when she realized, no matter how hard she tried, she would never become as big a disaster as Trump's presidency.
- I heard that after Hurricane Irma, FEMA will run out of money. This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.
- Evacuating Miami is the best revenge against hurricane Irma. Because now Irma can just go and pound sand.
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Irma One Liners
Which irma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irma? I can suggest the ones about hurricane irma and weatherman.
- Just when you thought it was over after Irma... No way Jose.
- Did you just assume the gender of that hurricane? Irma not suppose to do that?
- Hurricane Irma is coming! Irma gerd.
- As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico
- Irma: I hurrican and windy will Florida: Tornadon't! Tornadon't!
- Hurricane Irma took out my electricity. something about it just makes me feel powerless
- Yo mama so fat... Hurricane Irma is her fidget spinner.
- Why Irma Downgraded to Category 2 Someone shouted...
#LOK... VAH KOOR# - I just went through a hurricane and got indigestion. Irma GERD!
- What did Jacksonville say after hurricane Irma? That's swell.
- What do Hurricane Irma and DJ Khaled have in common? They both got the keys 🗝🗝
*ehhh?* - You got me wet like... Harvey, and I'm about to blow you like Irma 😘
- At least someone wants to sweep me off my feet It's Irma.
*cries* - What do you call the Coast Guard during a hurricane? Irma Guard!
- I don´t believe in hurricane Irma. It´s a Chinese hoax.
Hurricane Irma Jokes
Here is a list of funny hurricane irma jokes and even better hurricane irma puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Americans respond to reports of two new hurricanes American 1: Irma God
American 2: No way Jose - Observation: hurricanes lately have hit places that fit their names (Maria/Jose - Spanish speaking Caribbean. Irma - retiree Florida. Harvey - Texas) Conclusion: name all hurricanes "Santa Claus"
- A Spicy Hurricane Meme Imagine if Irma just goes "YEET" and completely misses Florida, an then starts shooting toward Texas.
- Why did they call the next hurricane Irma? Because the IT Crowd said it will be followed by a heavy flood.
- I heard Irma swallowed a record amount of s**... That hurricane is terrifying
- So with all of the news about Hurricane Irma you would think this is Irmageddon
Bu-dum-t**... - What s**... about Hurricane Irma? She can blow on a house but she can't blow on me.
Comedy Irma Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about irma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snowstorm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irma pranks.
How to take a hurricane seriously
If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.
Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty.
My mother has a glass of port wine with almost
every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favourite brand. It's okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude?
What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude? A Hurri-cant!
Currently evacuated for the second time (Mathew, now Irma). Shared this joke with my sister in law last year and it's an all-star dad joke if I say so.
What's it called when you leave Charleston for Irma?
p**... evacuation
