Irish Women Jokes
18 irish women jokes and hilarious irish women puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irish women that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Irish Women Short Jokes
Short irish women jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The irish women humour may include short irish people jokes also.
- I like my whiskey like I like my women. Irish, aged 18 years and mix up with a little coke.
- What do Irish Judges and women have in common? According to irish law they both deserve to be assaulted
One for wearing thongs, the other for wearing a s**... wig.
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Irish Women One Liners
Which irish women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irish women? I can suggest the ones about irish wife and irish girl.
- I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... Irish and stinking of whiskey.
- I like my women how I like my whiskey Strong, Irish, and at least 18 years old.
- I like my women like I like my whiskey Irish, 18 years and older
- What's the most useless part on a women? A drunken Irish man.
- I like my women like I like my whiskey.... Over 18, single & either Irish or Scottish
- Irish women are like fine wine They both have high alcohol content
Humorous Irish Women Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about irish women you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irish catholic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make irish women pranks.
Irish Confession
Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. Father, forgive I think its been a while since I've been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!
Irish Catholics [and possibly some Jews] will appreciate this one
Q; How many Irish Catholic Mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A; Ahhh, don't you worry about that son, you just go out with your fancy women while I sit here home alone in the dark.
Three "plus size" women walk into an Irish bar, and order 3 Bwrz Fynt's
The bartender says, "I can't understand what you said."
One of the girls says, "I'm sorry, we're from Wales."
The bartender replies, "That explains everything."
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how s**... her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"
"There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was s**...?"