Irish Wedding Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Irish Wedding Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
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whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There is one less drunk at the wake
Toast at a Wedding
"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
"cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.
At an Irish wedding...
...the bride stood to make a toast. She asked, "Would all the married men here stand next to the person that has made your life worth living..."
The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
At an Irish wedding, someone said,
"Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?" The bartender was almost crushed to death.
An Irish Wedding
At an Irish wedding, someone tells all the married men to go next to, and hug the person they love most.
The bartender is nearly crushed.
An Irish gay wedding
Brian Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzbrian
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.
* Well officer, it's customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man p**... when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could s**... bang between my legs. *
The officer winces a little and says * Ouch! that must have really hurt!?! *
* Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor p**... got three broken fingers. *
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