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One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "
Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.
Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.
An Irish Priest Visits His Parishioners...
An Irish priest is travelling through the outskirts of his parish, visiting with some of his flock, when he comes across one of his parishioners on the road.
"Mary! Is that you? I haven't seen you or Seamus in months." said the priest.
"Oh Father! Seamus passed away a few weeks ago." replies Mary.
"That's terrible news Mary! Were you with him when he passed?" asked the priest.
"Oh aye Father, I was." said Mary
"Well, that's good! Did he have any last words for you before he went?"
"Oh yes Father! Just before he died, he looked up at me and said, 'Mary! Mary! Please put down the gun!"
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