Irish Dance Jokes
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Irish Dancing Manual
Lost for centuries, volume 2 of the Irish Dancing Manual has finally been rediscovered.
It's titled How to Move The Arms
Why do Irish dancers only dance with their legs?
Cause all the arms have been decommissioned.
Who do you guys think invented dancing?
It was a big Irish family with just one toilet.
What do you call Irish line dancing?
A sobriety test.
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An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.
* Well officer, it's customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man p**... when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could s**... bang between my legs. *
The officer winces a little and says * Ouch! that must have really hurt!?! *
* Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor p**... got three broken fingers. *
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h**...'s Bells
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their d**... and put them in a room with a n**... chick.
She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower.
So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves.
Now she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesn't ring. The woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
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