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A guy walks in a bar asks the bartender
"Isn't that Bush sitting over there?" Guy walks over and says:"Wow,this is a real honor.What are you doing here?"
Bush:"We're planning WWIII.
Guy:"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush:"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
Guy exclaimed:"Bicycle repairman! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell,punches him on the shoulder and says:"See, d**...! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek?
Because it's set in the future.
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What did the bicycle repairman done?
George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."
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Archaeologists discovered an ancient city in Iraq.
According to the archaeologists, ancient Iraqis looked like skeletons, lived underground, and walked lying down.
I got a job modelling this cool vest for the Iraqis...
I asked when I could start and they said "We'll call you."
Son: "Whats in the bag dad?"
Dad: "Lots of Iraqis son"
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