Iraqi Jokes
46 iraqi jokes and hilarious iraqi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iraqi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Iraqi Short Jokes
Short iraqi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iraqi humour may include short drone jokes also.
- What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.
The other is an Iraqi Army base. - I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings Lessons will be in BAGDAD
- What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad.
- An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones.
- What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar.
- I got a job modelling this cool vest for the Iraqis... I asked when I could start and they said "We'll call you."
- The Iraqi Government recently did a survey asking people if they would sacrifice themselves for their country. 9/11 say they would.
- What do you call an Iraqi comedy club? Saddam`s Jiha-ha-ha-ha-had club.
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Iraqi One Liners
Which iraqi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iraqi? I can suggest the ones about afghan and refugees.
- What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries? Baghdad.
- What do you call it when an Iraqi and a spider have a baby? An Iraqnid.
- What do you call an Iraqi priest? Holy Shiite
- Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.
- What did the drunk Scotsman say to the Iraqi nun? "AYEEEE SIS"
- What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar
- What did the Iraqi man say to his father when his hands were full? I need a bag, dad.
- What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man
- Son: "Whats in the bag dad?" Dad: "Lots of Iraqis son"
- How did the Iraqi boy go viral?
- What do you call an Iraqi Band The Throwing Stones
- What do you call a Persian and Iraqi dual citizen. Stuck between a rock and I ran.
- How does an Iraqi swear? "Saddamit!"
- What does a rich Iraqi say at a bar mitzvah? Mosul Toff!
- What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard
Fun-Filled Iraqi Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about iraqi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iraqi pranks.
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I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to English and see if it works. A man is sitting in a cafe...
A man is sitting in a cafe when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting "Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest". The man runs out of the cafe angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair. The people in the cafe and the guy that told him are confused and ask what happened. The man says "this son of a b**... was just exaggerating, firstly, it was just a couple of trees he made it out like it was a forest, secondly, best friend he says?! It turns out I don't even know the guy". Thank you
LAPD Sent to Train Iraqi Police, Find Weapons of Mass Destruction
Within 2 months of being in Iraq to help train Iraqi Police recruits the LAPD sent the following message up to Army command:
It's over. We have weapons of mass destruction, need guidance on who we are supposed to find them on.
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What do you call an Iraqi skateboarder?
A radical Muslim.
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I guess I'll take inspiration from the Iraqi joke and try to translate this Armenian joke. A kid is in PE class...
The teacher yells Lift up the right leg.
The children lift up their right legs.
The teacher yells Now lift the left leg.
The kid shouts What the h**...? Do you expect us to stand on our d**...?
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What do you call an unhappy Iraqi pig?
Sad ham.
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What did the Iraqi r**... say when he crossed the border?
Iran!
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Did you hear about the Iraqi s**...'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today?
On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."
Anyone want to buy a gun?
Iraqi Army M16 (copy). Never been fired, and only dropped once.
