Irani Jokes
14 irani jokes and hilarious irani puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about irani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good irani joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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An Iranian man comes home to his wife
He says :" Honey! Honey! I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. I saved myself 2 dollars!"
The wife responds: " you idiot! You should've chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!"
2 Iranian Religious Leaders
...are discussing some of the finer points of sharia law. The first exclaims after a silent minute of intense googling, "Huh, I guess you were right!"
The second says "Ayatoldyah!"
Two Iranian soldiers find a couple of American rockets while on patrol
One says: "they probably fell without blowing up, lets load them up and take them back to base"
The other says: "But what if one of them blows up on the way back?"
He replies: "We will tell them we only found one"
What do Iranians and Americans have in common?
They both hate the US government
An Iranian goes to exchange some currency
He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?"
What did the Iranians do after shoplifting?
They-ran
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Why are Iranian women always eating?
They can't stop getting s**...
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Why did the iranian chicken cross the road?
They were trying to hang him after he took a mouth full of ba-c**...
Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft?
The carpet store
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What did the Iranian men do when they saw a t**...?
Tehran.
What do you call your lifeless irani friend?
iranimate
What do Iranians drink instead of water?
Oil because they have so much of it
have you ever had the Iranian tacos?
I did, they made me blow it up.
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Irani One Liners
Which irani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with irani? I can suggest the ones about rocket and town.
- What do you call your lifeless irani friend? iranimate
