Iran Jokes
142 iran jokes and hilarious iran puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iran that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Join us for a humorous take on Iran with these jokes from Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Tehban, and Baghdad. Read on for a lighthearted exploration of the culture of the Middle East.
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Funniest Iran Short Jokes
Short iran jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iran humour may include short iran iraq jokes also.
- Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.
- What do you call a gay couple in Iran? Partners in crime
- How did I escape from the Middle East? Iran.
- Wanna know how I got to the Middle East? Iran.
- You know why Iran's new navy has glass bottom ships...? So they can see the old Iran navy.
- Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, 10, 9, 8…
- That weird middle eastern guy insisted on giving me a ride home Iran
- How do we know Iran doesn't have weapons of mass destruction? You can't destroy mass, silly.
- What did I do to get out of Iraq? Iran
- After World War 2, France seriously considered changing its name. Unfortunately Iran was already taken.
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Iran One Liners
Which iran one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iran? I can suggest the ones about invade and nation.
- How did I get out of Iran? Iraq.
- Iran bans Americans from traveling there. Won't beheading there anymore
- Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east? Because Iran's so far away
- In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
- You know how I escaped from Iraq? Iran
- How I escaped Iraq Q: How did you escaped Iraq?
A: Iran - Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
- Wanna know how I got away from ISIS? Iran
- How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran.
- How did I escape Afghanistan? Iran.
- The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!
- After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran.
- This one time a Persian guy tried to fight me Iran
- I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey
- In Iran, everyone is so very afraid of spiders. But in iraq no phobia.
Iran Iraq Jokes
Here is a list of funny iran iraq jokes and even better iran iraq puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did I do when Iraq was attacked? Iran
- What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq? Iran
- In Iran, everyone is terrified of spiders, but apparently.. In Iraq no phobia..
- People always ask me how l escaped Iraq and l always tell them the same thing... Iran
- Want to know how I got out of iraq? Iran
- In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia
- i got hit by iraq so iran
- Do you know how I got from Iraq to Pakistan? Iran
- Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran
- How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
Iran Nuclear Jokes
Here is a list of funny iran nuclear jokes and even better iran nuclear puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People are freaking out about Trump pulling out of the Nuclear Deal with Iran but they forget this has been done before I mean, it certainly wouldn't be the first pull-out that went wrong.
- How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers.
- Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?
Howlingly Hilarious Iran Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about iran you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean refugees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iran pranks.
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed?
Low hanging fruit.
2 Iranian Religious Leaders
...are discussing some of the finer points of sharia law. The first exclaims after a silent minute of intense googling, "Huh, I guess you were right!"
The second says "Ayatoldyah!"
Did you hear about the bank robbers who got away in Iran last week?
The police are investigating several Persians of Interest.
Typos change everything
Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped "trial and error" into "rial and t**..."
What do you call a dinosaur loose in the capital of Iran?
A Tehranasauras
An Iranian man comes home to his wife
He says :" Honey! Honey! I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. I saved myself 2 dollars!"
The wife responds: " you idiot! You should've chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!"
Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further...
I guess Iran* a little too far
*I'm pronouncing it "e-ran"
Why dont they have Drivers Education and s**... Education class on the same day in Iran
Because it would kill the camel
Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?
Because there are already too many targets.
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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?
Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca
... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway
With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask.
If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?
What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?
Iran
Iran has finally reached out to America politically
Concerned for its citizens, they want to send over a few election monitors to ensure a fair democratic election occurs without fraud.
What's the Shah's favorite band?
Iran Maiden
How Did I Make It To The Middle East?
Iran there.
Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft?
The carpet store
Have you heard of the new running shoes that Apple's producing for the soldiers in middle East?
They're calling it iRan.
Why are Iranian women always eating?
They can't stop getting s**...
"Persian sonic, why are you tired?"
"Iran."
Donald Trump was guaranteed to become president and Muslims native to America started fleeing the country, trying to find out where to head next.
I don't know about the others. But for me, just to get away from Trump, Iran.
So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:
Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet
A Parrot was charged with m**...
A parrot was charged with m**... in Iran with an owl as an accomplice. Two birds, one s**....
/u/samuelmolt
I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun.
Iraq'd and then Iran
Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?
Iran so far away
I met a r**... on the bus today.
"What country are you from?" I asked.
"Iraq" he said.
"How did you escape?" I asked.
IRAN
I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did...
Iran
An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america.
Just kidding, they can't.
What did the Iranians do after shoplifting?
They-ran
My friend from the middle east was telling me his story about how he left his home country. The story is rather short , all he said was...
Iran away.
How did i escape Iran?
I ran
Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Iran.
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.
A student is taking private tutoring lessons on the middle east. The tutor asks if the student has any more questions, to which the student replied...
"Iran out of questions"
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
What do Iranians and Americans have in common?
They both hate the US government
Why did the gay man want to go to Iran?
He heard all the g**... were hung .
What country is slower than Iran?
Iwalk.
What did I do when I impregnated my 7th wife?
Iran
I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...
But the weather in Iran is Shiite.
I was walking down the street when the Twin Towers came down
So Iran so far away
What's the difference between a drug-addict in Amsterdam and a homosexual in Iran?
Only one gets s**... and lives.
If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you...
If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.
Why couldn't the flock of seagulls get to the Middle East?
Because Iran so far away
Hiw did I escape Syria?
Iran.
BREAKING NEWS: Iran announced they will be moving their Embassy to Jerusalem
All their documents, files, blueprints, CD's, videos are already there.
Trump announced plans to pull out of Iran deal.
And if that doesn't work he'll just pay them a bunch of taxpayer money to get the abortion and keep quiet about it.
Careful Iran, because here in America, these colors don't run...
...and that's why we're overweight so remember that exercise is very important.
The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."
"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."
Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."
"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian President.
"I don't know," Trump answers, "I can't read Hebrew."
What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?
OMAN...
Guess how I escaped Syria
Iran
I really wanna go to the Flock of Seagulls concert in the middle east...
But Iran so far away.
When I used to live in the Middle East how did I get to work?
Iran
Just bought a new game where you have to paint pictures of Ancient Iran
It's called Prints of Persia
When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..."
"...It's Satrap."
An Iranian goes to exchange some currency
He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?"
A lot of people in Iran think that president, Hassan Rouhani went way over the line when he threatened the US with the mother of all wars in his latest speech.
In fact they are so concerned about the angry Twitter response from president Trump that they are going to set up their own 'Mullah investigation' to look into the matter.
I was gonna catch the bus in Iraq,
but Iran
I wanted to go see A Flock of Seagulls performing live in the middle-east
But Iran so far away.
What did a flock of seagulls say when they realized it would take them a long time to fly to the Middle East?
Iran, Iran so far away
Guy: How did you get out of Iraq?
Iran
