Iran Jokes
141 iran jokes and hilarious iran puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iran that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Join us for a humorous take on Iran with these jokes from Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Tehban, and Baghdad. Read on for a lighthearted exploration of the culture of the Middle East.
Funniest Iran Short Jokes
Short iran jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iran humour may include short iran iraq jokes also.
- Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken.
- Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, 10, 9, 8…
- How do we know Iran doesn't have weapons of mass destruction? You can't destroy mass, silly.
- What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq? Iran
- My dog's mother is from England and his father is from Iran He's a pom-iranian
- If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you... If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.
- What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz? OMAN...
- People always ask me how l escaped Iraq and l always tell them the same thing... Iran
- What did the Arab say when he got home from the gym? Iran
- I used to have a Persian girlfriend.. But Iran away.
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Iran One Liners
Which iran one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iran? I can suggest the ones about invade and nation.
- How did I get out of Iran? Iraq.
- Iran bans Americans from traveling there. Won't beheading there anymore
- Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east? Because Iran's so far away
- In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
- Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
- Wanna know how I got away from ISIS? Iran
- The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!
- After Usain Bolt retires, he'll move to Iran.
- This one time a Persian guy tried to fight me Iran
- I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey
- Wanna know how I got to the Middle East? Iran.
- That weird middle eastern guy insisted on giving me a ride home Iran
- "Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
- What did I do when Iraq was attacked? Iran
- Last year I took a vacation to Persia. You may be wondering how I got there. Iran.
Iran Iraq Jokes
Here is a list of funny iran iraq jokes and even better iran iraq puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- i got hit by iraq so iran
- Do you know how I got from Iraq to Pakistan? Iran
- I was gonna catch the bus in Iraq, but Iran
- I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran
- Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan? Because there are already too many targets.
(cr - Guy: How did you get out of Iraq? Iran
- I WAS going to walk to Iraq, but instead Iran
- What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost
- How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible. - You know what I did when I got to Iraq? Iran
Iran Nuclear Jokes
Here is a list of funny iran nuclear jokes and even better iran nuclear puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People are freaking out about Trump pulling out of the Nuclear Deal with Iran but they forget this has been done before I mean, it certainly wouldn't be the first pull-out that went wrong.
- Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?
Howlingly Hilarious Iran Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about iran you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean refugees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iran pranks.
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America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
2 Iranian Religious Leaders
...are discussing some of the finer points of sharia law. The first exclaims after a silent minute of intense googling, "Huh, I guess you were right!"
The second says "Ayatoldyah!"
did you see Iran play in the world cup?
I heard they played like Shiate'
Did you hear about the bank robbers who got away in Iran last week?
The police are investigating several Persians of Interest.
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Typos change everything
Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped "trial and error" into "rial and t**..."
What do you call a dinosaur loose in the capital of Iran?
A Tehranasauras
I'm in the military. My friend bank home was impressed with how I traveled from Iraq to Afghanistan.
I told him Iran.
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An Iranian man comes home to his wife
He says :" Honey! Honey! I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. I saved myself 2 dollars!"
The wife responds: " you idiot! You should've chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!"
Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further...
I guess Iran* a little too far
*I'm pronouncing it "e-ran"
So, I walked in to Irak...
but then, Iran.
Iran is enriching uranium, and Iraq enriches uraqium
Usian Bolt's favourite country?
I-ran
;)
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With the recent Iran deal and Israel PM Netanyahu's unrelenting pressure. A reminder. Black white Muslim Christian...
# #GoyyimLivesMatter
A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks...
Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq?
Soldier: Iran.
Iran to Pakistan
Because I'm Russian
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What did the Iranian men do when they saw a t**...?
Tehran.
With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask.
If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?
Let me tell you something I about this Iran nuke deal...
Iran,
I ran so far away,
I just ran,
I ran all night and day,
I couldn't get away.
What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?
Iran
In World War 3, which country would retreat first?
Iran.
Iran has finally reached out to America politically
Concerned for its citizens, they want to send over a few election monitors to ensure a fair democratic election occurs without fraud.
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What did the Iraqi r**... say when he crossed the border?
Iran!
What's the Shah's favorite band?
Iran Maiden
How Did I Make It To The Middle East?
Iran there.
Do you know how I got out of Persia?
Iran.
Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft?
The carpet store
A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there
He said "Iran"
Have you heard of the new running shoes that Apple's producing for the soldiers in middle East?
They're calling it iRan.
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Why are Iranian women always eating?
They can't stop getting s**...
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Donald Trump was guaranteed to become president and Muslims native to America started fleeing the country, trying to find out where to head next.
I don't know about the others. But for me, just to get away from Trump, Iran.
What's the most played song on a homesick, Iranian foreign exchange students playlist?
♫And I-ran, I-ran so far away ♫
So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes:
Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet
I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man
so Iran
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A Parrot was charged with m**...
A parrot was charged with m**... in Iran with an owl as an accomplice. Two birds, one s**....
/u/samuelmolt
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I met a r**... on the bus today.
"What country are you from?" I asked.
"Iraq" he said.
"How did you escape?" I asked.
IRAN
I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did...
Iran
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I was in Iran for awhile and got a little bit depressed about something for awhile
so I called the s**... hotline but the rates were expensive so I did it myself.
What did the Iranians do after shoplifting?
They-ran
My friend from the middle east was telling me his story about how he left his home country. The story is rather short , all he said was...
Iran away.
How did i escape Iran?
I ran
Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Iran.
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.
A student is taking private tutoring lessons on the middle east. The tutor asks if the student has any more questions, to which the student replied...
"Iran out of questions"
What did the ex-sprinter turned rockstar from the Middle-East say?
Iraq and Iran.
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
What do Iranians and Americans have in common?
They both hate the US government
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Why did the gay man want to go to Iran?
He heard all the g**... were hung .
If Apple had a fitness band and had it made in the Middle East
It would be called Iran
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What country is slower than Iran?
Iwalk.
What did I do when I impregnated my 7th wife?
Iran
I was walking down the street when the Twin Towers came down
So Iran so far away
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What's the difference between a drug-addict in Amsterdam and a homosexual in Iran?
Only one gets s**... and lives.
Please, somebody tell people from Iran
When I first met my wife she told me she used to be Iran I never understood why that bothered her or other men so much
BREAKING NEWS: Iran announced they will be moving their Embassy to Jerusalem
All their documents, files, blueprints, CD's, videos are already there.
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Careful Iran, because here in America, these colors don't run...
...and that's why we're overweight so remember that exercise is very important.
The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."
"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."
Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."
"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian President.
"I don't know," Trump answers, "I can't read Hebrew."
Guess how I escaped Syria
Iran
Day 2: Iran Morroco
It was about 2018 kilometers
I really wanna go to the Flock of Seagulls concert in the middle east...
But Iran so far away.
When I used to live in the Middle East how did I get to work?
Iran
Just bought a new game where you have to paint pictures of Ancient Iran
It's called Prints of Persia
