Iran Iraq Jokes
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Short iran iraq jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iran iraq humour may include short saddam hussein jokes also.
- Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan? Because there are already too many targets.
(cr - How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran).
Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible. - A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said "Iran"
- A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq?
Soldier: Iran. - I'm in the military. My friend bank home was impressed with how I traveled from Iraq to Afghanistan. I told him Iran.
- What did the ex-sprinter turned rockstar from the Middle-East say? Iraq and Iran.
- Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran
- Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran
- Two blondes have a chat B1: How do you spell it correctly, Iran or Iraq?
B2: Spell what? - AMERICA Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
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Iran Iraq One Liners
Which iran iraq one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iran iraq? I can suggest the ones about afghan and al qaeda.
- How did I get out of Iran? Iraq.
- In Iran, everyone's scared of spiders.. But in Iraq, no phobia.
- What did I do when Iraq was attacked? Iran
- What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq? Iran
- People always ask me how l escaped Iraq and l always tell them the same thing... Iran
- i got hit by iraq so iran
- Do you know how I got from Iraq to Pakistan? Iran
- I was gonna catch the bus in Iraq, but Iran
- I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran
- Guy: How did you get out of Iraq? Iran
- I WAS going to walk to Iraq, but instead Iran
- What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost
- You know what I did when I got to Iraq? Iran
- Iran is enriching uranium, and Iraq enriches uraqium
- Blonde asks. How is correct: Iran or Iraq?
Iran Iraq Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about iran iraq you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean george bush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iran iraq pranks.
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A big earthquake hits the Middle East...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq and Iran are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. The USA is sending troops to help. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending Supplies. New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the Infrastructure. Canada is sending medical teams And supplies.
GREAT BRITAIN, not to be outdone, Is sending two million replacement Muslims.
Just some lame jokes!!
How do people at NASA organize a party??
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They Plan-et!! bad i know! But you read the title..right?
Here's another...
Whats the type of music mummies listen to?
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W-Rap
How bored are you that you're actually even reading these!!
One more...
How did I get out of Iraq??
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I-Ran...
I personally like this one a lot... And you're still here.. so i assume you liked it too... :D
Last one.. okay??
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop??
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You'll find the answer in the comments hopefully.. :P
Donald Trump...
-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
-Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
-Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
-The rest of the world is in shock.
-Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
-Saudi Arabia is sending oil & monetary assistance.
-Latin American countries are sending clothing.
-New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
-The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
-Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
-President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending back two million replacement Muslims.
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I met a r**... on the bus today.
"What country are you from?" I asked.
"Iraq" he said.
"How did you escape?" I asked.
IRAN
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
I was going for a walk in the desert in Afghanistan.
Off in the distance I saw what I thought was a mirage but as I got closer I could see it's wasn't a mirage, Israel.
It was two men arguing, so I tried to calm the situation down but they turned against me. The one man threw Iraq, so Iran all the way home.
Agitated by the encounter I told my wife I wanted to get revenge for the assualt, but she calmed me down and assured me it Kuwait.
There is one manor difference between Iraq and Iran
In Iran, everyone's afraid of spiders.
Iraq: no phobia.
Got this one from my dad, so I don't know if it's legible lol. I just thought I'd put it here.