Ipod Jokes

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Funniest Ipod Short Jokes

Short ipod jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ipod humour may include short mac jokes also.

1. <> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name.
2. That awkward moment when the woman you're dancing with bends over so you can grind it... But it turns out she just dropped an earing, and no one else in McDonald's can hear the music on your iPod.
3. My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
4. Apple wanted to make a smaller ipod just for kids... But they decided that Itouch Kids wouldn't be an appropriate name.
5. Very bad product name Did you guys hear that Apple scrapped its idea for an iPod touch for children when they realized that iTouch Kids would be a bad product name?
6. Apple was going to make a smaller iPod touch for kids... but they thought it would be awkward having something called iTouchKids.
7. So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.
8. Son's earring d**... up my a**...
9. My sister was bother my 5 year old niece while she was playing roblox on her iPod My niece got fed up and said, "You better stop or I'm gonna buy this for real!" *Selects random IAP*
10. Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided "iTouch Kids" was not a good name.

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Ipod One Liners

Which ipod one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ipod? I can suggest the ones about electronic and android.

1. There's iPod, iMac, iPhone... and Apple watch, because iWatch sounds way too creepy.
2. My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud... It was sound advice.
3. I renamed my iPod The Titanic When I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".
4. Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
5. I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now.
6. When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync.
7. Connected my iPod, named "The Titanic" to my computer. "The Titanic is synching..."
8. I changed my iPod's name to "The Titanic". It's synching.
9. Why did they take the broken iPod to the hospital? To get a Podcast.
10. Why did the chiropractor throw away his iPod? He only likes compact discs!
11. I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist.
12. What did the doctor say to a kid who lost his IPod. Your father isn't coming back.
13. What did the Zune say to the iPod? You da real MP3.
14. I've murdered many Even my iPod,
    Never been charged.
15. Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Ipod Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny ipod day jokes and even better ipod day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A bat is flying in the dark of the night and suddenly smashes into a tree. Seconds later it gets up off the ground rubbing its head and mumbles: "d**... iPod, it will kill me one day"

Amusing Ipod Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about ipod you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean songs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ipod pranks.