Iphones Jokes
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Short iphones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iphones humour may include short droid jokes also.
- To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday Can you please stop calling my new phone?
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
- Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
- So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".
- What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold? An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
- Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
- If apple released iphone 8 and 10 this year Would it release nine eleven next year
Edit : my first 24 hours top 10 thanks all - Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
- I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket
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Iphones One Liners
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- How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.
- My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7. I wish I had an iPhone 7.
- I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus.
- I just got the new iPhone for my wife All things considered a pretty good trade.
- The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
- You know Apple is run by men... when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.
- Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X We'll probably get to see 9/11 next year
- What does an iPhone 7 and The titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.
- I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!
- Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike? Employee discounts
- There's iPod, iMac, iPhone... and Apple watch, because iWatch sounds way too creepy.
- Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear
- What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful
- I hate being poor Sent from my iPhone
- iPhone Found Dead Later charged with battery
Heartwarming Iphones Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about iphones you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean android jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iphones pranks.
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Small p**... are like iPhones with cracked screens...
They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.
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What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads?
"Want to get k**... and have a 4G?"
I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones
iPhone 7 is revolutionary!
•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot
It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!
Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation
Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.
What's the difference between Samsung and iphones?
You get more bang for your buck with Samsungs.
A group of IPhones walk into a bar
Bartender: Get out!
IPhones: Why?
Bartender: I know you don't have any money!
IPhones: How?
Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!
What do new iPhones and Donald Trump have in common?
Both cost more than they're worth and create the illusion of superiority without ever delivering.
If Steve Jobs was reincarnated into a Chinese family...
he would be old enough to be making iphones now.
What do you call an endless line of iPhones?
An infinite Siris
Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
Usually the new iPhones cost me an arm and a leg, but the new X cost me an arm and THREE legs...
Don't ask where I got the third.
What's the difference between black and white iPhones?
The black ones run faster but the white ones are easier to jailbreak
What do iPhones use for battery?
Apple juice
Forget Apple slowing down old iPhones..
God is slowing down old humans!
So a blonde buys headphones...
...and asks if it comes with a pair of iPhones.
Working for IT is terrible.
You get into a very technical mindset. So much so that everytime you're on a computer you end up with that mindset, therefore saying things differently to the point of other people not understanding.
"Yes" ends up as "Y"
"No" ends up as "N"
"Disease" ends up as "iPhones"
My buddy makes software for iPhones, for people who like those wiggly-head toys people put on their desks.
Says he's app-ing for bobbles.
BATMAN: These new iPhones are great!
WONDER WOMAN: I know right, it's so easy to stay in touch with each other.
FLASH: How come I didn't get one?
GREEN LANTERN: Sorry man, Apple doesn't run Flash.
I like my women how I like my iPhones
A plus-sized 6 or 7.
I can't afford anything better than an 8.
Do you know why iPhones have small "i"s?
Cuz they made in China.
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The new iPhones are at the c**... of political correctness
It's not XL, it's XS Max.
Judging by how expensive this year's iPhones are...
It's no wonder why they're called the iPhone Excess and iPhone Excess Max
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Dude, these new iPhones s**.... Where's the innovation?! I heard Samsung is making a bendable phone .
Apple already made a bendable phone 3 years ago 🤔
I find that the price of the iPhones to be...
XSsvive...
...I'll show myself out.
Why did the two new iPhones hate each other?
They were iPhone Xs
Guys, I don't know about these new iPhones.
It seems a little XSive.
Did you hear about the guy whose been stealing iPhones all over town?
He is going to Face Time soon.
My grandma thinks her phone was hacked
She's been telling me for weeks that she thought her iPhone had been hacked and I kept reminding her that iPhones don't get viruses. Today she told me that it before it happens, she always get a message from his fake name, Mr. Bat Low.
True story
iPhones map app has major problems
iPhone map app has a major problem. The voice directed me to "turn left then bear right" .... but it was really just a cat sitting there.
What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego?
No Chargers.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
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Two autocorrecting iPhones walk into a bear
Bard*
BRA*
BOAR*
JESUS %#$&ING CHRISTINA AGUILERA
How and why do people protect their iPhones?
Just in case
I've broken my last three iphones
Does that make me a Sirial killer?
An Apple Factory in China is expected to cut production of iPhones by 18% in response to ongoing worker protests.
The workers' main demand is "more playtime".
