Iphone User Jokes

36 iphone user jokes and hilarious iphone user puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iphone user that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Iphone User Short Jokes

Short iphone user jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iphone user humour may include short apple user jokes also.

  1. What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? "Does anyone have a charger I could use?"
  2. iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
  3. With the increasing price and size of Iphones…… If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you'll need to have deep pockets.
    ( first time here, I hope is not too bad)
  4. If iPhone user started getting on your nerves Just ignore them by plugging your earbuds into the 3.5 mm jack of your phone.
  5. Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot.
  6. 1st of Jan. is the only time of the year when iPhone users can say that the battery lasted more than a day. It lasted a year.
  7. What did the iPhone user say to the other iPhone user? My phone is almost dead, can I borrow your charger?
  8. Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
    Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
  9. An iPhone user walks into a bar... Or a field or an hotel or maybe Pyongyang.
    Even he's not sure.
  10. android fanboys hating on iPhone and its users for years Blew up in their face.

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Iphone User One Liners

Which iphone user one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iphone user? I can suggest the ones about apple iphone and iphone 5.

  1. What do you call an angry mob of sheep? Users with an old iPhone
  2. What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common? They both really hate Androids.
  3. How do you make iPhone users happy? By jacking them off.
  4. Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks
  5. What do iPhone users hate the most?
  6. Apples' support for old iPhone users
  7. How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
  8. Two iPhone 7 users walk in to the bar... -Can I use your dongle?
  9. Iphone user: Hey Siri, where do you come from? Syria
  10. Why doesn't police catch iphone users? Because they jailbreak.
  11. IPhone and Macbook users.
  12. I think it's almost noon, Or as iPhone users call it, 50% battery.

Iphone User Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about iphone user you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean iphone android jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iphone user pranks.

iPhone vs Samsung

iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out
Samsung user: What's new?
iPhone user: We're getting f**... recognition
Samsung user: Had that 4 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging
Samsung user: Had that 2 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting water resistance
Samsung user: Had that 3 year's ago next
iPhone user: Nothing is better that an iPhone
Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung you know, it's our technology
iPhone user: What am i paying for then?
Samsung user: A galaxy s6

What do ex-religious iPhone users have in common with Adam & Eve?

They're all "apple-states".